2020-05-29 at 2:06 AM UTC
It’s fun to be in here , huh ? :)
2020-05-29 at 2:07 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
Minneapolis is on fire, folks
Is this because of that black guy who got killed by a cop?
Just watching it on the news now
2020-05-29 at 2:08 AM UTC
You are a troll and you live with your mom.. js
2020-05-29 at 2:11 AM UTC
“The lake was deep, the night was dark”
That’s wut I have so far ..I bet Future is gonna love this poem
Its gonna be such a vibe :)
2020-05-29 at 2:16 AM UTC
The lake was deep
The night was dark
The moon crescent
Your touch , heaven sent ...
Ohhhhh!!! I’m killin’em !! :)
2020-05-29 at 2:16 AM UTC
My mom fell asleep, just robbed her wine..
Hahahahahaha
OMGZ White wine doe
2020-05-29 at 2:18 AM UTC
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2020-05-29 at 2:19 AM UTC
It was a dark, gloomy night.
The eggs were fresh and the grill was hot.
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2020-05-29 at 2:25 AM UTC
A chicken walked into the room as I cracked the first egg open and spilled its contents onto the sizzling grill.
"What are you looking at??" I asked it. "Fuck off!"
"Bawk bawk bawk."
"Yeah I dont speak chicken, chicken. Just leave me alone."
"I'm a fucking chicken and you are cooking a baby version of me you asshole. Dont do that. At least not while I'm sitting here watching."
"Then fucking stop watching! I didn't fucking ask you to hobble in here and make me feel guilty for cooking an egg. Just go bother someone else or I'll fucking cook YOU. I HATE YOU!!"
"BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK"
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2020-05-29 at 2:52 AM UTC
Welp.. Future is out the shower guys .. imma have to head out for a while .. stay kool y’all :)
