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TODAYS MY BIRTHDAY!
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2020-05-28 at 6:17 PM UTCweeeeeeel pig fuckers! My parents told me I can have anything I want and so I asked for a pretty pony but they said they can't do that so I said just send me money.
the beatles should change their band name to the jedisThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-28 at 6:19 PM UTCHappy Birthday gont.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-28 at 6:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Happy Birthday gont.
thanks bud, its not actually today (june 26) just my parents are celebrating it today.. they called me yesterday saying they will give me money for my bday but he won't do paypal and he needs to see my bank records.. to send to his bank for him to do it.. and I was dad I don't really want you to see my bank statement.. I was actually kinda surprised they did that for me though because they haven't given me any money in years except for xmas 2019. I'm not really into celebrating my bday anymore but the last thing I got two years ago was a long slow slob on my knob nanan ananna an
They were also cool enough to ship me some stuff from amazon.
My parents are really cool but they hear so many stories about their friends kids being drug addicts and whore mongers where my mom was like yelling at me the last couple days "WHY ARE YOU SNIFFING!?" its like cool it chicken i have allergies..
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2020-05-28 at 6:31 PM UTCLol that explains why you're so fucked up
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2020-05-28 at 6:36 PM UTC
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2020-05-28 at 6:39 PM UTC
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2020-05-28 at 6:42 PM UTCHappy birthday!
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2020-05-28 at 6:44 PM UTC
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2020-05-28 at 6:44 PM UTC
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2020-05-28 at 6:45 PM UTCCriminal records say his birthday is the 27th of June, not the 26th.
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2020-05-28 at 6:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Criminal records say his birthday is the 27th of June, not the 26th.
haha did you get that from hdl's background report.. lmao
pretty sure I know when my birthday is.. are you trying to be like trump and say I have a false birth certificate? lmao
nice try tho schlomo.
post your fake news source or stfu. but anyways derek jeeter and I were born on the same day, but not the same year. -
2020-05-28 at 6:52 PM UTC
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2020-05-28 at 6:59 PM UTChow cool it is to be what you are now versus when you were shat out of a womans vagina
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2020-05-28 at 7:02 PM UTC
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2020-05-28 at 7:05 PM UTClol i had to look up that word "lament" you learn something new every day.
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2020-05-28 at 7:05 PM UTCTech wanted me to give this to you:
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