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  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Well hello there.
    Facncy meeting you here.
    How are you? Having a good day?

    Me?
    I am just getting my day started.
    I woke up around 10am and got out of bed but my guts hurt pretty bad so I laid on the couch for 2 hours drinking water and petting my cat.
    Now I am sitting at my computer catching up with my pals and surfing the web.

    I have annother 8 hours of work to put in today and I am about as excited for it as I am for finding out what type of cancer I will get when I am old.
    My job sucks everlasting dick.

    It is suppose to be just as hot as yesterday with a chance of rain again.
    My balls are going to be mighty musty.

    I really wanna start considering working a desk job.
    Something low impact at least.
    Where I don't have to pointlessly stand for 8 hours a day to look proffessional or w/e.

    It be half decent to get fired so I can go make more on unemployement than I make now.
    You'd think that be a wake up call to these emplyors who dont pay enough shillings for a living wage whom keep on wondering why no one wants to go work in their crappy dump ass factories.

    Im extra frustrated because I feel my options are limited given the fact my body doesn't handle certain simple tasks very well.

    I want an office with a window where I can freely browse niggasin.space and xnxx all day.
    Right now I havce to do those things in front of my co-workers and it makes shit akward.
  2. #2
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    All showered.
    Now I can be fresh smelling bitch today.
  3. #3
    cigreting Dark Matter
    stop using 2 accounts fuckin dumbass
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  4. #4
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Yeah and just make a fucking blog instead of this retarded shit all the time
  5. #5
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by cigreting stop using 2 accounts fuckin dumbass



    Originally posted by Grylls Yeah and just make a fucking blog instead of this retarded shit all the time

    Here you guys go.

    https://www.ebay.com/itm/J-Jelly-gal/202637973928?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D30131acd02964fcba1ef58271118c104%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D15%26mehot%3Dnone%26sd%3D202637973928%26itm%3D202637973928%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057&_trksid=p2380057.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3Ac7aaa839-a041-11ea-9165-74dbd1801728%7Cparentrq%3A573cba051720a4d6b13f6c0bfffe1e7e%7Ciid%3A1
  6. #6
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Here you guys go.

    https://www.ebay.com/itm/J-Jelly-gal/202637973928?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D30131acd02964fcba1ef58271118c104%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D15%26mehot%3Dnone%26sd%3D202637973928%26itm%3D202637973928%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057&_trksid=p2380057.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3Ac7aaa839-a041-11ea-9165-74dbd1801728%7Cparentrq%3A573cba051720a4d6b13f6c0bfffe1e7e%7Ciid%3A1

  7. #7
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]



    I couldn't decide which filthy mask to wear today.
    The both are covered in dirt and coffee stains.
    I ended up going with the 1st one because the second one made me feel like i had camel toe on my face.
  8. #8
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    That’s a poop stain not a coffee stain

    And you need to pinch the mask at the nose retard
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  9. #9
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Grylls That’s a poop stain not a coffee stain

    And you need to pinch the mask at the nose retard

    Ill pinch your nose you trolling lil bitch.
  10. #10
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Kinky
  11. #11
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Ill pinch your nose you trolling lil bitch.

    hed probably like it,
    alot
  12. #12
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by cigreting hed probably like it,
    alot

    pinched ur gramspsas ass he luvd it he sutch an fagit
  13. #13
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Work is going good.
    I asked my boss to fire me so i could go make a decent living collecting unemployment but he said no.

    Its too hot with these masks so imma look into buying a portable oxygen machine.
    Ill be set on 6 liters a minute of that good stuff.
  14. #14
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I wanna be at home with Chell and our kitty kitty.
    Work is for squares.

    Imma triangle.
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  15. #15
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Imma idiot.

    FTFY
  16. #16
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    No
  17. #17
    Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Fona lets just worry about how you can hurt urself on the job and collect workers comp.
  18. #18
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Protip. If you cut yourself at work like on your wrists like an emo you qualify for all sorts of shit.
  19. #19
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Getting hurt is easy.
    Not getting hurt is hard.

    Got to go back to work putting these "causes cancer" stickers on these plastic boxes for all those pussies in California.
  20. #20
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Shouldn't those stickers be on everything
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