I just purchased some lego to send to my online internet long distance chinese girlfriend for her birthday

1. 2020-05-27 at 12:58 AM UTC

   #101
   Firekrochfatty African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Why was your name Wicked.

   
   My friends, when I had two or three, gave me that riding handle. It should have been "Nutcase", but Wicked stuck, hence the name Wickedrider on DH. I did some extremely unsavory shit eyyther way.
2. 2020-05-27 at 1:02 AM UTC

   #102
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Firekrochfatty My friends, when I had two or three, gave me that riding handle. It should have been "Nutcase", but Wicked stuck, hence the name Wickedrider on DH. I did some extremely unsavory shit eyyther way.

   
   Were you friends with Cheri?
3. 2020-05-27 at 2:59 AM UTC

   #103
   Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
   More, acquaintances, just talking now and then, that's about it. She's always been cool to me though, and I've always thought well of her. hope ya got out today. It was a gorgeous day to ride here, and saw a shitload of Indian scoots ridin through Bisbee on hwy 80, and thought you should be ridin along with em... raises glass*
4. 2020-05-27 at 8:30 AM UTC

   #104
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls so you like researching cocks

   
   anthropological research.
   
   im researching the link between genetics, m9scegenation, womens promiscuity and penis size.
5. 2020-05-27 at 8:38 AM UTC

   #105
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you obviously used a close up shot to make it appear bigger.

   
   u gotta work the angles mane. I never take a dick pic unless i can crop my legs out. It fucks up the optical illusion.
6. 2020-05-27 at 9:42 AM UTC

   #106
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny anthropological research.
   
   im researching the link between genetics, m9scegenation, womens promiscuity and penis size.

   
   Sure you are..
7. 2020-05-27 at 10:30 AM UTC

   #107
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Da other lego arrived this morning
   
   
   
   I’m gonna get some good nookie for this
8. 2020-05-27 at 12:08 PM UTC

   #108
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by Grylls Da other lego arrived this morning
   
   
   
   I’m gonna get some good nookie for this

   
   You can always have hope😁
9. 2020-05-27 at 3:13 PM UTC

   #109
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls Da other lego arrived this morning
   
   
   
   I’m gonna get some good nookie for this

   
   wouldnt it make more sense to send everything straight to her instead ?
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Grylls Sure you are..

   
   is/was your mom promiscuous ?
   
   is/was she the town whore ?
10. 2020-05-27 at 3:15 PM UTC

    #110
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER u gotta work the angles mane. I never take a dick pic unless i can crop my legs out. It fucks up the optical illusion.

    
    there should be some international standard of taking dick picts.
11. 2020-05-27 at 3:18 PM UTC

    #111
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny wouldnt it make more sense to send everything straight to her instead ?
    
    
    
    
    
    is/was your mom promiscuous ?
    
    is/was she the town whore ?

    
    No because I need to write a birthday card too doofus, its more personal if it's sent from me
    
    but you wouldn't know
12. 2020-05-27 at 3:34 PM UTC

    #112
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny there should be some international standard of taking dick picts.

    
    you really like talking about dick don't you, faggot
13. 2020-05-27 at 3:37 PM UTC

    #113
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny there should be some international standard of taking dick picts.

    
    just a ruler but thats kinda crude and unartistic.
    
    I like to put a travel size toothpaste on the counter so i look 10”
14. 2020-05-27 at 3:39 PM UTC

    #114
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Lol
15. 2020-05-27 at 3:50 PM UTC

    #115
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    is ur tiny chinese pen pal frightened by ur 10” hog or does she find u strange and exotic like a less frightening nigger?
16. 2020-05-27 at 3:51 PM UTC

    #116
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    https://brikwars.com/
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17. 2020-05-27 at 3:55 PM UTC

    #117
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by CASPER is ur tiny chinese pen pal frightened by ur 10” hog or does she find u strange and exotic like a less frightening nigger?

    
    yeah the exotic thing
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18. 2020-05-27 at 3:57 PM UTC

    #118
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls No because I need to write a birthday card too doofus, its more personal if it's sent from me
    
    but you wouldn't know

    
    i c.
    
    

    Originally posted by Grylls you really like talking about dick don't you, faggot

    
    yes. talking about dicks dont/cant make you gay.
19. 2020-05-27 at 4:01 PM UTC

    #119
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER just a ruler but thats kinda crude and unartistic.
    
    I like to put a travel size toothpaste on the counter so i look 10”

    
    i think the best thing would be a thumb drive or microSD card.
20. 2020-05-27 at 4:04 PM UTC

    #120
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yes. talking about dicks dont/cant make you gay.

    
    but having dick on your mind all the time does make you kinda gay