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Today I shared a 24 pack of bottles with a 33 year old hottie and a gaggle of Canada geese...

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    WellHung Black Hole
    Everything was harmonious and we got nice and drunk and made out for most of the afternoon, and fed the honkers. As we were wrapping up the case, we got in a huge, volatile argument... I yelled at her, she yelled at me, she spat at me, (missed), and then tried to block me from leaving. I finally stormed off. Good times.👍
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What was in the bottles ?
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ What was in the bottles ?

    coors light
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    yesterday my gf threw my boots across the room because I tried to leave. No alcohol was involved. Thats kinda cute youre drinking beer in parks like teenagers and making out. Why did you mention she was 33? Were you on foot? What was the arguement about?
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yeah how cute..
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    where did u meat her?
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    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung she spat at me, (missed), and then tried to block me from leaving. I finally stormed off. Good times.👍

    Huge red flag indicative of a low class being, tread lightly.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    kobe bryant rapist Tuskegee Airman (banned)
    Originally posted by WellHung Everything was harmonious and we got nice and drunk and made out for most of the afternoon, and fed the honkers. As we were wrapping up the case, we got in a huge, volatile argument… I yelled at her, she yelled at me, she spat at me, (missed), and then tried to block me from leaving. I finally stormed off. Good times.👍

    theres a chick im vaguely involved with who keeps telling me to spit in her face and mouth.

    she has serious inferiority issues.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by kobe bryant rapist theres a chick im vaguely involved with who keeps telling me to spit in her face and mouth.

    she has serious inferiority issues.

    and then you woke up
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    kobe bryant rapist Tuskegee Airman (banned)
    Originally posted by A College Professor and then you woke up

    i never sleep at your mothers house. it would interfere with her seeing other clients.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    post pics of youre mom
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    kobe bryant rapist Tuskegee Airman (banned)
    Originally posted by A College Professor post pics of youre mom

    i dont have any more room on my hard drive. its filled with pics of your mom and her mom and the foursome we had with the village goat
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    you eat other mens cum out of cheezebergers
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    kobe bryant rapist Tuskegee Airman (banned)
    Originally posted by A College Professor you eat other mens cum out of cheezebergers

    your mother was impregnated by a goat while she sucked my cock and your grandmother coddled her tits.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by A College Professor you eat other mens cum out of cheezebergers

    I bet you his lame ass gay ass simp ass would do it too
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I bet you his lame ass gay ass simp ass would do it too

    yeah i can tell by the pixels WHAT A FUCKING CUCKHOLD SIMP
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo yesterday my gf threw my boots across the room because I tried to leave. No alcohol was involved. Thats kinda cute youre drinking beer in parks like teenagers and making out. Why did you mention she was 33? Were you on foot? What was the arguement about?

    cuz im 42. no. I drove 2 parking lots away from where I stay. Had lots of stuff to retrieve from the car throughout the day. the fight was over the last beer.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby where did u meat her?

    where i live
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    shoulda dun rape/murder
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by cigreting shoulda dun rape/murder

    but i enjoy being free
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