I released my contracted sphincter muscle before i had adequately positioned myself directly over center...

1. 2020-05-19 at 10:01 PM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, and now i'm swimming in shit.
2. 2020-05-19 at 10:02 PM UTC

   #2
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   reap what you sew
3. 2020-05-21 at 11:27 PM UTC

   #3
   WellHung Black Hole
   nohher
4. 2020-05-22 at 12:56 AM UTC

   #4
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   you sure do talk about your anus a lot.
5. 2020-05-22 at 12:57 AM UTC

   #5
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   failed civil poop engineering
6. 2020-05-22 at 1:30 AM UTC

   #6
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I hate when that happens.
   Shit happens.