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After 10,000 years of civilization I realized they were all wrong

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    There are no sun gods! No river gods! After all this time I realized the only real god is this dead dude who woke up in a cave. This shit is DIVINE yo. Why do people even have other religions? This one is the right one.
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    You will face oblivion one day and as before you were born there will be nothing but oblivion (Maybe Skyrim too)
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    Sploos mom is a yogi
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    Monotheism is a semitic concept, therefore OP is an anti-Semite.
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    Originally posted by Cathay Coof Monotheism is a semitic concept, therefore OP is an anti-Semite.

    I'm anti organized religion. Judaism is just another retarded evolution. It's funny how theists don't realize their beliefs come from Yahwism. Polytheists tend to focus on one god to worship and create a cult around that. Ancient Egyptian religion for example was really hundreds of different religions. People would sometimes switch deities when things didn't go their way.

    Yaweh used to be just another one of those gods. And the main god of the nations of Israel and Judah.

    In a few thousand years humans will believe in something completely different just like we did a few thousand years ago.

    We could've very well been worshiping Moloch, Baal, or Chemosh. And you know Yaweh had a mother, right? Her name was Asherah. jedis, Muslims, and Christians believed in her until ~1000 AD and then we just kinda forgot God had a mom. Temples built in her honor or in the honor of other gods were re-purposed for monotheism as monolatrism fell out of favor.

    Ah, but mate! My particular version of my particular God is true! Its the real one! The Canaanites started the story but I know this 1987 New King James Bible is the direct word of God.
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    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace In a few thousand years humans will believe in something completely different just like we did a few thousand years ago.

    In a few thousand years if mankind survives that long death will be a thing of the past anyway. You'll be able to upload your consciousness into a computer and live forever...You'll get to pick your robot body and when it wears out you just transfer to a new one. Obviously keeping backups of your data will be more important than ever.
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    In a few thousand years people will see spiritual significance in triangles like they have done throughout all of human history starting with the Egyptians who were the most scientifically and culturally advanced society in the entire world. Only the most enlightened humans see the truth.

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    Have you heard of the field of reeds?

    Imagine living a shitty life of suffering and being on your death bed lol
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson In a few thousand years if mankind survives that long death will be a thing of the past anyway. You'll be able to upload your consciousness into a computer and live forever…You'll get to pick your robot body and when it wears out you just transfer to a new one. Obviously keeping backups of your data will be more important than ever.

    until they ship tech support jobs to india or maybe west africa.
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    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I'm anti organized religion. Judaism is just another retarded evolution. It's funny how theists don't realize their beliefs come from Yahwism. Polytheists tend to focus on one god to worship and create a cult around that. Ancient Egyptian religion for example was really hundreds of different religions. People would sometimes switch deities when things didn't go their way.

    Yaweh used to be just another one of those gods. And the main god of the nations of Israel and Judah.

    In a few thousand years humans will believe in something completely different just like we did a few thousand years ago.

    We could've very well been worshiping Moloch, Baal, or Chemosh. And you know Yaweh had a mother, right? Her name was Asherah. jedis, Muslims, and Christians believed in her until ~1000 AD and then we just kinda forgot God had a mom. Temples built in her honor or in the honor of other gods were re-purposed for monotheism as monolatrism fell out of favor.

    Ah, but mate! My particular version of my particular God is true! Its the real one! The Canaanites started the story but I know this 1987 New King James Bible is the direct word of God.

    poor mexhicants dont have their own native gods.
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    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    The old Mexican gods were super scary, OP should be glad they got replaced by Jehovah and his hippy offspring.
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    being a mexhican is really sad.

    the white men erased all traces of not just their culture, but worse, they also bastardized their DNA.

    i dont think i can cope if i were mexhicant.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny being a mexhican is really sad.

    the white men erased all traces of not just their culture, but worse, they also bastardized their DNA.

    i dont think i can cope if i were mexhicant.

    but you're a shit4skin
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood but you're a shit4skin

    with my own culture and languages.
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I'm anti organized religion. Judaism is just another retarded evolution.

    I'm on the phone to the ADL. Your google accounts are being liquidated as we speak. Have fun with vimeo and hotmail BIGOT.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny poor mexhicants dont have their own native gods.

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    Originally posted by rabbitweed I'm on the phone to the ADL. Your google accounts are being liquidated as we speak. Have fun with vimeo and hotmail BIGOT.

    Its funny how actual jedi haters think I'm talking about Judasim specifically and try to make a joke like "oh see ur one of us now"

    No. I'm not. You're a racist, retarded bigot and you deserve to die.
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace jedi…deserve to die.

    Just fucking wow. It's like another Shoah, but with words.

    No wonder he has 'Master Race' in his name.
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    Literally doing the same shit.

    Very original.

    Much enlighten.
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    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace

    which mexhicant temple do you attend ?
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