Ran over a dildo today

1. 2020-05-17 at 7:07 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Saw some blue dildo with a plastic handle on the yellow line between lanes on the way to work today.
   
   Saw it again after picking up a box truck from work and taking it to fuel up.
   
   Ran over the dildo with said box truck after fueling up.
   
   What the fuck
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Esplender, 
   • cigreting
2. 2020-05-17 at 7:52 AM UTC

   #2
   

   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   yeah what the fuck
3. 2020-05-17 at 7:55 AM UTC

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   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
   I like the thread title
4. 2020-05-17 at 8:07 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Are you gonna buy your mom a new one?
5. 2020-05-17 at 12:54 PM UTC

   #5
   AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
   What was Fonaplats doing in the road
6. 2020-05-17 at 12:58 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Did you console the dildo owner?
7. 2020-05-17 at 1:32 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by stl1 Did you console the dildo owner?

   
   I ran over it on purpose for the lulz, it was literally in the middle of a busy road.
8. 2020-05-17 at 1:37 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian I ran over it on purpose for the lulz, it was literally in the middle of a busy road.

   
   so how much lulz did you get out of it ?
9. 2020-05-17 at 1:53 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   How much spunk was it covered in?
10. 2020-05-17 at 2:05 PM UTC

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    Ernst Kaltenbrunner Tuskegee Airman (banned)

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian What the fuck

    
    the answer to your own question
11. 2020-05-17 at 2:07 PM UTC

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    Ernst Kaltenbrunner Tuskegee Airman (banned)

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian I ran over it on purpose for the lulz, it was literally in the middle of a busy road.

    
    a chick i was with tossed a dildo out of the car one time. it was in her then after she pulled it out the thing was covered in lube so she had nowhere to put it...finally she flung it out the window. it wasnt blue.
    
    it was a cheap one...one of the ones they give you for free when you buy lingerie.