2020-05-15 at 5:29 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
Ye dats rite I’m ur daddy
2020-05-15 at 5:39 AM UTC
Mmmm
I sit down at my coffee table. Pot of tomato soup on the stove. Futureman knocks on the door.
"Heybubba, thought you'd never show up!"
Future walks in.
"Grab a seat man."
I being a bowl of tomato soup out to the table. One bowl for futureman and one for myself.
"Hi."
I get a deck of cards out.
*sips soup*
"Maaan, nothing is better than just sipping on some tomato soup and just sitting here huh?"
*awkward silence*
"So anyways future I was wondering if you wanna have sex ?"
"Ha text me later you're funny."
What? I say. Future I'm serious. You can be serious sometimes too, not everything is a joke. Why not fuck me?
Future dashes out of the room, his soup bowl still full, the fucking grilled cheese sandwich I was making for him not even grilled yet.
I cry.
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2020-05-15 at 5:41 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
The hell you gotta bring grill into this for
2020-05-15 at 5:59 AM UTC
Yeah that was uncalled for
2020-05-15 at 6:23 AM UTC
The hell you gotta bring yea into this for
2020-05-15 at 6:24 AM UTC
Threads closed down 4 the night guys .. imma need you all to get back to the retarded thread ❤️
2020-05-15 at 6:31 AM UTC
I threw a few posts into your thread. I'll leave it alone again. Sorry for interrupting.
2020-05-15 at 10:12 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
hi, did I miss you going off on a fag last night
2020-05-15 at 10:52 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
Shit is this thread on lockdown now
2020-05-15 at 3:26 PM UTC
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2020-05-15 at 3:41 PM UTC
i was promised hott guys (PLURAL) but im the only one here wtf gives?
