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Fona's 5-14-20 my 20's are almost out.

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I haven't been this depressed about a birthday ever.
    Not so much the birthday but how old I am.
    I had hoped to just spend the entire day eating gummies and fishing.
    The rain in the forecast has killed that plan.

    I am 30 in 2 days and here I am still not really knowing what the hell I am doing.
    Im so lazy.
    My body always feels shit-like.

    I was working with a new girl the other night and she was really young not farm animal like whch is rare at my work.
    I asked her if she had any kids and she said a 3 year old and a 3 month old.
    Then I asked how old she was and she said 19 about to be 20.

    Im just glad I dont have to be her.

    But at some point down the line there will come a time when I am just an old gross man with hair in his ears.

    sigh
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    Octavian motherfucker
    I'm 30 next Sunday.

    Stfu
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    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy But at some point down the line there will come a time when I am just an old gross man with hair in his ears.

    Hi, already there.

    I recommend you hit that 19yr old coworker up while you still can. It's all about making memories.
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    Originally posted by blaster master Don't listen to this boomer, hes trying to get you trapped.

    GenXr

    ..and always wear a coat.
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    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    You could always an hero on livestream for us
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi You could always an hero on livestream for us

    Unless something horrible happens causing me to live in unbearable physical pain I think imma stay.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Hi, already there.

    I recommend you hit that 19yr old coworker up while you still can. It's all about making memories.

    Im not into ghetto speaking white girls.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by blaster master Don't listen to this boomer, hes trying to get you trapped.

    Why would i listen to him?
    My life is better than his.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Im not really as depressed about going into my 30s as I am leaving my 20s.

    I had gone into them thinking id be gym, tan, laundry on the jersey shore and making stupid big bucks.

    Instead I did a shit load of drugs and now I am basically retarded.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Im not really as depressed about going into my 30s as I am leaving my 20s.

    I had gone into them thinking id be gym, tan, laundry on the jersey shore and making stupid big bucks.

    Instead I did a shit load of drugs and now I am basically retarded.

    Put it behind you and dump and wrinkled ball sack you call a gf and start living.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Octavian Put it behind you and dump and wrinkled ball sack you call a gf and start living.

    Your life is way worse than mine. Im not listening to you either.
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    Originally posted by Fonaplats Im not into ghetto speaking white girls.

    You don't have to marry her dude...fucking lol.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Im at work now.
    Id rather turn 30 than be at work...
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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Keep it up bro, at this rate we'll be able to punt small children in the teeth, scott-free by time we hit retirement with the shit we're able to get away with me n you, just tell them they were “dabbing" (not that I know what that word means) and you thought they were reaching for a gun.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    I bet that retard that had her first kid at 16 is a single mom and some africans pumpd n dumpd her
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    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    Originally posted by cigreting I bet that retard that had her first kid at 16 is a single mom

    Fona are you ready to be a daddy?
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    My advice is to stop doing so much drugs and focus on making money long term. You seem to admit to yourself that you wasted your 20s, which is why you're depressed about the big three oh.

    You're in America baby, don't waste it. And don't be a man child who tries to cling to their teens and 20s in middle age.

    Happy birthday motherfucker :)
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I haven't been this depressed about a birthday ever.
    Not so much the birthday but how old I am.
    I had hoped to just spend the entire day eating gummies and fishing.
    The rain in the forecast has killed that plan.

    I am 30 in 2 days and here I am still not really knowing what the hell I am doing.
    Im so lazy.
    My body always feels shit-like.

    I was working with a new girl the other night and she was really young not farm animal like whch is rare at my work.
    I asked her if she had any kids and she said a 3 year old and a 3 month old.
    Then I asked how old she was and she said 19 about to be 20.

    Im just glad I dont have to be her.

    But at some point down the line there will come a time when I am just an old gross man with hair in his ears.

    sigh

    If you're body feels like shit its probably because you're unhealthy and has nothing to do with turning 30. probably because you have hepatitis? I know a lot of older people that are really healthy.
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i'm 33 in september and i'm still feeling as young as ever.
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