2020-05-14 at 1:41 PM UTC
He was slamming his skateboard down the road wearing his white oak leaves hauling some srs ace. I know he was havinf a good ole Time cuz he was making a face like
So I was like DUDE IM YOU R BIGGEST FAN and he jerked his neck so hard to look at me he crashed his skateboard but he just brushed it off. He come talk to me cause as he says he likes giving back and cutting it up with his fans. He let me ride in the back of his skateboard and he started popping wheelies it scared the bajeezots outta me but it was a total thrill ride. The wheels on it liferally turnt sideways at one point like the engines on that crazy marine aircraft( osprey or harroer I cant remember which one) and we started levitating like 4 feet off the ground.
I was flabberghasted and he pulled a gallon of Ciroc out of his backpack and we started cat calling all the hefty joggers ay can we get two slices? We both like Amazon and softball volleyball looking chickens were just a couple of skateboarder dudes and he let me film some footage of us levitating tbe board anyway this other dudes cussing up a storm hes so irate and really killing my vibe amd concentration so I'll finiah this one later
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2020-05-14 at 1:55 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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I like that word flabberghasted
this is a good thred
2020-05-14 at 1:59 PM UTC
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2020-05-14 at 2:46 PM UTC
Rape stories are my fav. Where did he touch you OP.
Did you scream?
2020-05-14 at 4:42 PM UTC
Damn you are living yor best life
