I just thought of the most ingenious form of birth control...

1. 2020-05-10 at 4:44 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Just don't tell the chick your real name.
2. 2020-05-10 at 4:47 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Sex with you?
3. 2020-05-10 at 4:49 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by stl1 Sex with you?

   
   Did I say aphrodisiac?
4. 2020-05-11 at 9:28 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   or just put it in her butt
5. 2020-05-11 at 10:52 AM UTC

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   AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
   That's called 'Rape by deception' https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_by_deception
6. 2020-05-11 at 12:16 PM UTC

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   Kev Space Nigga
   I disagree, the best form of birth control is to avoid land whales, youll never get laid in America again. Not effective elsewhere, however.
   
   

   Originally posted by AngryIVer That's called 'Rape by deception' https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_by_deception

   
   From that page

   Newland's victim was shocked to discover that her "boyfriend" was in reality female, and testified in Chester Crown Court to a jury that she would have preferred to have been raped by a man.[4][5][6]

   
   LOLWUT? So they would rather be raped than deceived?
7. 2020-05-11 at 4:10 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Just don't sign the birth certificate. And if the cops lock you up and force you to then you just bite all your fingers off in the holding room
8. 2020-05-11 at 4:13 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by AngryIVer That's called 'Rape by deception' https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_by_deception

   
   So if the girl says she's on the pill, but she's really wasn't, the guy can charge her with rape?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • POLECAT, 
   • cigreting
9. 2020-05-11 at 6:06 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   bitches tried that shit with me but I'm sturel so I just laughed at the dumb cunts and said That aint my child.
   
   see I asked the lord to makes sure I didnt have no kids early on,,, OH Fuck,, did God actually answer my prayers as a child???
   
   I guess he may have,,, hmmmm, I guess cuz it took years to see ha had answered my askins it took even more years for this day to cum..
   
   what should I do guys?
10. 2020-05-11 at 6:11 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by AngryIVer That's called 'Rape by deception' https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_by_deception

    
    A rape by any other name, would smell as sweet.
11. 2020-05-12 at 1:20 PM UTC

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    Kev Space Nigga

    Originally posted by -SpectraL So if the girl says she's on the pill, but she's really wasn't, the guy can charge her with rape?

    
    Since when are women held accountable for anything? Didnt you get the memo that all rapists are men and all victims are women?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • cigreting
12. 2020-05-12 at 3:17 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kev Since when are women held accountable for anything? Didnt you get the memo that all rapists are men and all victims are women?

    
    what if the "victim" used to be a man.
    
    what then.
13. 2020-05-12 at 3:21 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what if the "victim" used to be a man.
    
    what then.

    
    If he... she... has a penis, he's guilty.
14. 2020-05-12 at 3:45 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL If he… she… has a penis, he's guilty.

    
    had ?
15. 2020-05-12 at 3:58 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny had ?

    
    Tucked.
16. 2020-05-12 at 4:12 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    i mean what if she had,
    
    a penis.
17. 2020-05-13 at 12:59 PM UTC

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    Kev Space Nigga

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what if the "victim" used to be a man.
    
    what then.

    
    Good question. Right now trannies are put on a slightly higher pedestals than women but theyve recently realized this and theres a backlash happening among feminists about continuing to support transgender women so I dont think it will last long.
18. 2020-05-13 at 1:17 PM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i mean what if she had,
    
    a penis.

    
    Keyword had
19. 2020-05-13 at 5:39 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Keyword had

    
    yes.