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Just got stimulus check number 2. $2000

  1. #21
    Technologist victim of incest
    And here I was getting excited😒
  2. #22
    Ernst Kaltenbrunner Tuskegee Airman (banned)
    poorfags begging for the government dole. pathetic.

    theres a saying in prison. if you find a candybar on your pillow...dont eat it.

    theres a reason for that.

    the same reason that applies to .gov gibs.
  3. #23
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It wasnt part of my unemployment. It was part of the new stimulus package. It was actually $20,000 I forgot to put the extra zero.

    I'm getting another one next month for $200,000 and then finally one more for 2 million. I guess maybe you'll cowards just dont qualify!!
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  4. #24
    Ernst Kaltenbrunner Tuskegee Airman (banned)
    Originally posted by mmQ It wasnt part of my unemployment. It was part of the new stimulus package. It was actually $20,000 I forgot to put the extra zero.

    I'm getting another one next month for $200,000 and then finally one more for 2 million. I guess maybe you'll cowards just dont qualify!!

    you might want to up your medication dosage. you suffering from delusions of grandeur.

    poorfag
  5. #25
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    how long is that gonna last ya tho?
  6. #26
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dregs how long is that gonna last ya tho?

    MQ's eating ramen noodle topped w/ the finest caviar,w/a snifter of cognac, lighting his cuban cigar w/ a $100 bill bellowing laughter @ you peasants.

  7. #27
    Misterigh Houston
    I only got one. BS!
  8. #28
    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by POLECAT I think if I get 3200 I'll put it towards a nice snowmobile

    I've heard of creative ways of spending the stimulus money but that's fuckin nuts. Buy something that will increase in value and then sell it and then buy the death machine and have lots left over.
  9. #29
    Ernst Kaltenbrunner Tuskegee Airman (banned)
    Originally posted by Pillpopper I've heard of creative ways of spending the stimulus money but that's fuckin nuts. Buy something that will increase in value and then sell it and then buy the death machine and have lots left over.

    i know people who made $1,000 in four days on the crashing stock market
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Ernst Kaltenbrunner i know people who made $1,000 in four days on the crashing stock market

    Cool story pussyface
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  11. #31
    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Ernst Kaltenbrunner i know people who made $1,000 in four days on the crashing stock market

    I know a guy who literally got out of jail and received his canadian stimulus check and even got back money on top of that. Poor bastard bought one of the biggest bags of crack I've ever seen and fucking overdosed and died. He had been out of prison for close to two weeks at the time of death. Shitty way to go
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  12. #32
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Pillpopper I know a guy who literally got out of jail and received his canadian stimulus check and even got back money on top of that. Poor bastard bought one of the biggest bags of crack I've ever seen and fucking overdosed and died. He had been out of prison for close to two weeks at the time of death. Shitty way to go

    That’s fuckin nuts.
  13. #33
    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Technologist That’s fuckin nuts.

    What worse is he had been clean while in prison. Just goes to show you get out and come into money be careful.
  14. #34
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Technologist That’s fuckin nuts.

    More like karma.
  15. #35
    Originally posted by G ramen noodle

    ramen is noodle.

    saying / typing ramen noodle is redundant.
  16. #36
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Yall wanna pool our cash and buy Harriet Beecher Stowe's house? We can make it the NIS head quarters.

    https://www.ebay.com/itm/Dismantled-Harriet-Beecher-Stowe-House-Litchfield-Ct-Abolutionist-Slavery-1774/312574079820?hash=item48c6ddf34c:g:7ocAAOSw9ZdXKQkJ
  17. #37
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Looks like a rip off for that dump. Let's just get a trap house in detroit and take over the block.
  18. #38
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by mmQ It wasnt part of my unemployment. It was part of the new stimulus package. It was actually $20,000 I forgot to put the extra zero.

    I'm getting another one next month for $200,000 and then finally one more for 2 million. I guess maybe you'll cowards just dont qualify!!

    Let's make a crack rock the size of Mt. Rushmore and get it designated as a national monument

    except our rushmore will actually make you rush more ayoo
  19. #39
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ramen is noodle.

    saying / typing ramen noodle is redundant.

    "Ramen Noodle" was a cheap brand name knockoff, Ramen is a type of noodle/thin, wheat-based noodles, get over yourself Einstein.
  20. #40
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Dang, how did you get a stimulus check that as of yesterday wasn't even approved yet? That's nuts.
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