Just got stimulus check number 2. $2000

1. 2020-05-11 at 8:54 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Apparently they must know how deserving I am; they haven't wasted any time getting both my checks to me as well as these other thousands of dollars of extra unemployment money.
   
   I sort of feel bad when I keep seeing all these people who still haven't gotten their first check or still waiting to get any unemployment even though they filed almost 2 months ago.
   
   I guess it's just karma for all the good I've done in my life.
   
   Thank you.
2. 2020-05-11 at 8:55 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Can I borrow 25
3. 2020-05-11 at 8:56 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   how much was #2
4. 2020-05-11 at 8:58 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Can I borrow 25

   
   Sorry I already spent it all
5. 2020-05-11 at 8:59 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by POLECAT how much was #2

   
   Thread title.
6. 2020-05-11 at 9:01 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   yeah
7. 2020-05-11 at 9:01 PM UTC

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   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   imagine if it was in usa like it is in Poland where no one gets absolutely anything. what would you do?
8. 2020-05-11 at 9:03 PM UTC

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   Ernst Kaltenbrunner Tuskegee Airman (banned)

   Originally posted by mmQ Apparently they must know how deserving I am; they haven't wasted any time getting both my checks to me as well as these other thousands of dollars of extra unemployment money.
   
   I sort of feel bad when I keep seeing all these people who still haven't gotten their first check or still waiting to get any unemployment even though they filed almost 2 months ago.
   
   I guess it's just karma for all the good I've done in my life.
   
   Thank you.

   
   poorfag, taking the government dole like a typical nigger
9. 2020-05-11 at 9:05 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Wariat imagine if it was in usa like it is in Poland where no one gets absolutely anything. what would you do?

   
   Nothing.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • the man who put it in my hood
10. 2020-05-11 at 9:05 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Ernst Kaltenbrunner poorfag, taking the government dole like a typical nigger

    
    Thank you. 😊
11. 2020-05-11 at 9:07 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by mmQ Sorry I already spent it all

    
    my nigga
12. 2020-05-11 at 9:10 PM UTC

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    Ernst Kaltenbrunner Tuskegee Airman (banned)

    Originally posted by mmQ Thank you. 😊

    
    youre a sad nigger
13. 2020-05-11 at 9:14 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Ernst Kaltenbrunner youre a sad nigger

    
    Not today. :) :)
14. 2020-05-11 at 9:22 PM UTC

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    🐿 African Astronaut
    Fake news.
15. 2020-05-11 at 9:25 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I think if I get 3200 I'll put it towards a nice snowmobile
16. 2020-05-11 at 10:37 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Mq,
    It was for sure a second stimulus? Not part of your unemployment?
    
    I just figured they’d announce it 1st. Unless I missed it🤷‍♀️
17. 2020-05-11 at 10:45 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Mq,
    It was for sure a second stimulus? Not part of your unemployment?
    
    I just figured they’d announce it 1st. Unless I missed it🤷‍♀️

    
    its part of his unemployment. No legislation has been passed , as of this moment, for a second economic impact (stimulus) payment.
18. 2020-05-11 at 10:46 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by WellHung its part of his unemployment. No legislation has been passed , as of this moment, for a second economic impact (stimulus) payment.

    
    That’s what I thought, but I also thought the second check might have been mentioned in the Cares Act.
19. 2020-05-11 at 10:48 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    They haven’t even passed a bill for a second stimulus package lol.
20. 2020-05-11 at 10:48 PM UTC

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    G African Astronaut
    MQ ballin' on you hoes.