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Miranda

  1. 2020-05-11 at 2:15 AM UTC
    #1
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    So let me tell you all about this chick I used to work with.

    She was a teaser of cocks.

    This was a call center and we all had assigned seating. She violated these orders so she could sit directly next to me.

    She had a penchant for reaching across the desks in front of us to grab something ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

    Her ass was always just popping right out of her jeans, directly into my face.

    Well I fucking found her hoe ass on pornhub all these years later.

    My dick is gonna be sore come tomorrow morning.

    She should have been arrested for sexual harassment.

    ITT we talk about sexual harassment where the woman is the aggressor.
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  2. 2020-05-11 at 2:31 AM UTC
    #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    My old manager wore yoga pants every day and one time I went to her house to buy weed and all she had was a really short pair of loose shorts and oh lordy THOSE THIGHS

    I probably could have hooked up with her but she was from Kelowna and used to the drug scene and didn't want to be around people that did hard drugs. Right after I left town her boyfriend broke up with her for a sexy young blonde.

    It felt like there might have been something there. We worked together for almost 5 years and spent all day hanging out at work. I would stalk her facebook sometimes after I quit working there and I saw a post she wrote saying she's happy she doesn't have to deal with a certain persons "antics"

    "foolish, outrageous, or amusing behavior." Which hurt me quite a bit because I was self harming at work and taking all kinds of drugs, I guess you can call those antics. She kinda felt like my step mom or a much older step sister, but one who you could fuck and it not be that weird. My dad told me she asked him how I was doing after I left and was crying.

    I haven't spoken to her in years which kinda sucks because she's my only good reference and I feel like i'm gonna need to use that someday and have to contact her on facebook. She saw me build myself up from nothing and burn it all down, after I quit the job she quit a year later.

    We were a really good team.
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  3. 2020-05-11 at 2:34 AM UTC
    #3
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood My old manager wore yoga pants every day and one time I went to her house to buy weed and all she had was a really short pair of loose shorts and oh lordy THOSE THIGHS

    I probably could have hooked up with her but she was from Kelowna and used to the drug scene and didn't want to be around people that did hard drugs. Right after I left town her boyfriend broke up with her for a sexy young blonde.

    It felt like there might have been something there. We worked together for almost 5 years and spent all day hanging out at work. I would stalk her facebook sometimes after I quit working there and I saw a post she wrote saying she's happy she doesn't have to deal with a certain persons "antics"

    "foolish, outrageous, or amusing behavior." Which hurt me quite a bit because I was self harming at work and taking all kinds of drugs, I guess you can call those antics. She kinda felt like my step mom or a much older step sister, but one who you could fuck and it not be that weird. My dad told me she asked him how I was doing after I left and was crying.

    I haven't spoken to her in years which kinda sucks because she's my only good reference and I feel like i'm gonna need to use that someday and have to contact her on facebook. She saw me build myself up from nothing and burn it all down, after I quit the job she quit a year later.

    We were a really good team.

    I lived in Kelowna for a couple months a few years ago.

    It's a beautiful city.

    Also, your manager with the yoga pants is getting me kinda hard tbh.
  4. 2020-05-11 at 2:35 AM UTC
    #4
    Technologist victim of incest
    Cummear so I can smack dat ass Gad 👋
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  5. 2020-05-11 at 2:36 AM UTC
    #5
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Technologist Cummear so I can smack dat ass Gad 👋

    You know just what to say to me.
  6. 2020-05-11 at 2:38 AM UTC
    #6
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    link plz
  7. 2020-05-11 at 2:38 AM UTC
    #7
    Technologist victim of incest
    @Gad

    You’re so funny😝
  8. 2020-05-11 at 2:41 AM UTC
    #8
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e3e1deba8bcc

    I still have her number.

    Should I call her ass up?
  9. 2020-05-11 at 2:42 AM UTC
    #9
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I lived in Kelowna for a couple months a few years ago.

    It's a beautiful city.

    Also, your manager with the yoga pants is getting me kinda hard tbh.

    Yeah she would clean the fish tanks and spend all day up on a ladder bending over. Also she hired her niece because she wanted to get her away from the city and drugs and chill out in the small town and they looked really similar, that entire family was hot as fuck even her mom and sister.

    I felt bad for her because she had a really low self esteem because she quit smoking and put on a bunch of weight. Her tummy was a bit big and one day a woman came into the store and asked her how far along she was (implying pregnant) and then after they left she went to the back to cry.

    She wasn't fat though most of the 7-11 food went straight to the thighs and ass. I don't think she liked how she looked but I didn't really hide that I stared at her all day because I thought maybe it helped her feel better if a young 20 something guy does that.
  10. 2020-05-11 at 2:49 AM UTC
    #10
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    ask if you can slam her cooter too
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  11. 2020-05-11 at 3:03 AM UTC
    #11
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks ITT we talk about sexual harassment where the woman is the aggressor.

    One time hydro grabbed my dick multiple times in a busy Walmart despite me saying "no" and "not here" multiple times. It didn't even register to me for months how rapey that would be if roles were reversed. I would have gotten my ass beat trying that shit in public. But when a woman does it it's fine. She also did it another time at a Greyhound bus station. Both times people stared and did nothing and at the greyhound station some black dudes were even laughing.

    Another time I was washing dishes and a co-worker comes up and starts talking to me. Then out of nowhere she's like "Wow, I'm impressed" and starts caressing my biceps and asking if I work out (which she already knew the answer to.) I'm pretty sure she was in heat or some shit.

    I've also had two gay dudes grab my dick unexpectedly. One of them was because hydro told one of her gay friends to go hit on me and I think in his head that translated to 'he wants sum fucc' but I did not want.

    I full expect to be made fun of for all of this. I figured you guys needed some new fuel. The buttsex stuff was getting old.
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  12. 2020-05-11 at 3:11 AM UTC
    #12
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    A female co worker grabbed my muscles at work and rubbed them and said I was very muscular (i'm not) and it gave me a boner.

    But I liked it
  13. 2020-05-11 at 3:14 AM UTC
    #13
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace One time hydro grabbed my dick multiple times in a busy Walmart despite me saying "no" and "not here" multiple times. It didn't even register to me for months how rapey that would be if roles were reversed. I would have gotten my ass beat trying that shit in public. But when a woman does it it's fine. She also did it another time at a Greyhound bus station. Both times people stared and did nothing and at the greyhound station some black dudes were even laughing.

    Another time I was washing dishes and a co-worker comes up and starts talking to me. Then out of nowhere she's like "Wow, I'm impressed" and starts caressing my biceps and asking if I work out (which she already knew the answer to.) I'm pretty sure she was in heat or some shit.

    I've also had two gay dudes grab my dick unexpectedly. One of them was because hydro told one of her gay friends to go hit on me and I think in his head that translated to 'he wants sum fucc' but I did not want.

    I full expect to be made fun of for all of this. I figured you guys needed some new fuel. The buttsex stuff was getting old.

    it's just not that funny unfortunately
  14. 2020-05-11 at 3:15 AM UTC
    #14
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood A female co worker grabbed my muscles at work and rubbed them and said I was very muscular (i'm not) and it gave me a boner.

    But I liked it

    what did you say to her?
  15. 2020-05-11 at 3:15 AM UTC
    #15
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace what did you say to her?

    they had matching boners
  16. 2020-05-11 at 3:16 AM UTC
    #16
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra it's just not that funny unfortunately

    neither are the gay jokes
  17. 2020-05-11 at 3:16 AM UTC
    #17
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace what did you say to her?

    Thanks -_-

    Originally posted by aldra they had matching boners

    She looked like a crack head and everyone at work said she was a junkie and she nodded out in a meeting once. I appreciate that though because it took some heat off of me. If everyone just goes to work a little bit fucked up they won't know who is high.
  18. 2020-05-11 at 3:21 AM UTC
    #18
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I want to slam my stick directly into her hole.

    FML.
  19. 2020-05-11 at 3:22 AM UTC
    #19
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    She has 763 views.

    What an absolute slut.

    I want her tho.
  20. 2020-05-11 at 3:23 AM UTC
    #20
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    why didn't you give it a try back then you mongoloid
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