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  1. #21
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Cathay Coof Honestly have been thinking of getting a hooker. OTOH if I got Corona how would I explain it?

    that would be cool I'd get one too, now. if I had the money, I've had a couple when I was younger but they way I screw and never sleep I'd want one for the night because I fuck like level 9 warlock. lol my ex gf was like damn you lot of mana, because I would just toss her on her belly and go to town.. aahah the good times.

  2. #22
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Cathay Coof Honestly have been thinking of getting a hooker. OTOH if I got Corona how would I explain it?

    Just blame the Chinese.
  3. #23
    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby that would be cool I'd get one too, now. if I had the money, I've had a couple when I was younger but they way I screw and never sleep I'd want one for the night because I fuck like level 9 warlock. lol my ex gf was like damn you lot of mana, because I would just toss her on her belly and go to town.. aahah the good times.


    Kenya was the first place I had a hooker, and she was overnight.

    I guess my room and a nice breakfast was nicer than going back to her hut in Jericho.

    It was awesome. You can get up to all sorts of stuff when you have a girl all night.

    Here they watch the clock, even if they have no other clients coming.

    Overnight rates are like €1000.
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Cathay Coof Kenya was the first place I had a hooker, and she was overnight.

    I guess my room and a nice breakfast was nicer than going back to her hut in Jericho.

    It was awesome. You can get up to all sorts of stuff when you have a girl all night.

    Here they watch the clock, even if they have no other clients coming.

    Overnight rates are like €1000.

    you have to have terminal negro fetishes to pay that amount of money for a negro prostitute.

    did you pay her or her agent ?
  5. #25
    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you have to have terminal negro fetishes to pay that amount of money for a negro prostitute.

    did you pay her or her agent ?

    I already wrote this up. She hit upon me, I was like how much to come back to my hotel, she was like €100, I was like "OK".

    I could have had it for way less, but those tits were entrancing.

    Each time we hooked up after that I didn't want to bother to re-negotiate. I just put €100 in her purse and closed it.

    Last time we hooked up she made me cum inside her. She didn't get pregnant, but it would have been cool if she had.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Cathay Coof I already wrote this up. She hit upon me, I was like how much to come back to my hotel, she was like €100, I was like "OK".

    I could have had it for way less, but those tits were entrancing.

    Each time we hooked up after that I didn't want to bother to re-negotiate. I just put €100 in her purse and closed it.

    Last time we hooked up she made me cum inside her. She didn't get pregnant, but it would have been cool if she had.

    i thought you said it was 1k per night.
  7. #27
    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i thought you said it was 1k per night.

    WTF? No.

    It was around €100 - once I paid $100 (I had taken some American dollars as insurance).

    I do remember that she was well compensated for her company and her time, so fuck you Benny, you dog eating gook.

    And fuck you yanks that aren't even aware there's a world beyond Idaho.
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Cathay Coof WTF? No.

    It was around €100 - once I paid $100 (I had taken some American dollars as insurance).

    I do remember that she was well compensated for her company and her time, so fuck you Benny, you dog eating gook.

    And fuck you yanks that aren't even aware there's a world beyond Idaho.



    Originally posted by Cathay Coof Overnight rates are like €1000.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

  10. #30
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Cathay Coof Kenya was the first place I had a hooker, and she was overnight.

    I guess my room and a nice breakfast was nicer than going back to her hut in Jericho.

    It was awesome. You can get up to all sorts of stuff when you have a girl all night.

    Here they watch the clock, even if they have no other clients coming.

    Overnight rates are like €1000.
    wats €
  11. #31
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace

    go troll somewhere else.
  12. #32
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by street_carp I hope he gets it and injects himself with disinfectant, puts black salve in his ears and drinks salt water.

    U need some love in ur life.
  13. #33
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung U need some love in ur life.

    Nah mate, fuck rich people.
  14. #34
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by street_carp Nah mate, fuck rich people.

    How do you feel about Asian carp being introduced to North America? Do you think that they have devastated various fish populations in lakes and rivers?
  15. #35
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by WellHung How do you feel about Asian carp being introduced to North America? Do you think that they have devastated various fish populations in lakes and rivers?

    Hey Matt,
    I don’t know anything about this. What are they doing?
  16. #36
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung How do you feel about Asian carp being introduced to North America? Do you think that they have devastated various fish populations in lakes and rivers?

    Since I'm hearing this for the first time, from you, there's not a single thing I care less about in the entire world. Is it something you feel strongly about? Wanna take it to PM? I'm qualified IRL to help people through their problems.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by WellHung How do you feel about Asian carp being introduced to North America? Do you think that they have devastated various fish populations in lakes and rivers?

    its theor fault for not building the wall.
  18. #38
    Octavian motherfucker
    Shut up, Nonce
  19. #39
    Originally posted by WellHung How do you feel about Asian carp being introduced to North America? Do you think that they have devastated various fish populations in lakes and rivers?

    FUCKING CHINK CARP
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