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  1. #1
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    So I'm morning drunk and scrolling through Facebook feeds of friends, and what a fucking trip this all is...

    My ex girlfriend is married with children.

    A few friends I haven't seen in years are dead.

    My step sister is in a hipster band.

    A bunch of friends moved three provinces over.

    WTF?
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    You think that’s fucked up, go on MySpace
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Got any nekkid pictures of stepsister?
  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    Things change, bro. People change. However, not you, unfortunately...Zooks, ur still the same ol' addict, who has been hopeless and static, for many years, now...👍🌹
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    First you blame your bank for you over drafting your account. Now you blame Facebook for you falling out of touch with your friends and family. What’s next, blame your dad for your lack of balls?
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung Things change, bro. People change. However, not you, unfortunately…Zooks, ur still the same ol' addict, who has been hopeless and static, for many years, now…👍🌹

    Nigger.

    Go back to fucking your own kind.
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    Originally posted by WellHung Things change, bro. People change. However, not you, unfortunately…Zooks, ur still the same ol' addict, who has been hopeless and static, for many years, now…👍🌹

    God this statement, really hurts my heart. The addicts loop ... just fucking heartbreaking.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ajax First you blame your bank for you over drafting your account. Now you blame Facebook for you falling out of touch with your friends and family. What’s next, blame your dad for your lack of balls?

    You remember that thread?

    Anyway, this thread is meant to be taken light-heartedly.

    I rarely check Facebook for a reason.
  9. #9
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    WellHung is addicted to fucking niggers.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by gadzooks WellHung is addicted to fucking niggers.

    Can’t relate
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    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    the whole FB shit is a waste of time even for friends and family. picking up a phone at least is much more worth while...thats IF you can't visit them in person. still the whole family thing is a wretched journey. fuck them all.
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    I deactivated my FB for 2 or 3 years once and it was almost surreal when I reactivated.
  13. #13
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by gadzooks You remember that thread?

    Unfortunately. Some things stick for people, like how Bill Krozby faked his daughter’s death, Wariat exposed all his PI by trolling LinkedIn, Sophie is attracted to 4 year olds, Lanny is an alcoholic, -SpectraL is... -SpectraL, and gadzooks is a victim of his own demise. You also recently discovered how to shut off the water on a flooded toilet.

    I am intentionally unmemorable.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ajax Unfortunately. Some things stick for people, like how Bill Krozby faked his daughter’s death, Wariat exposed all his PI by trolling LinkedIn, Sophie is attracted to 4 year olds, Lanny is an alcoholic, -SpectraL is… -SpectraL, and gadzooks is a victim of his own demise. You also recently discovered how to shut off the water on a flooded toilet.

    I am intentionally unmemorable.

    Precisely what demise?

    You unironically identify as a libertarian, don't you?
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    fb is a waste of time, the most precious thing you could ever waste and never get back. This is exactly why ive never had an account
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Precisely what demise?

    You unironically identify as a libertarian, don't you?

    When things happen to you. Instead of saying this is what happened, this is why it happened, this is what you learned from it, and this is how you will make better decisions in the future, you frame it as if you were a victim. You’re ok though. There are much worse things you could be than a victim.

    If I had to choose a party, I guess Libertarian has some merits. I don’t agree with all things Libertarian. I can see good and bad in pretty much all sides and parties, which is both my strength and my downfall in debates. I am, at least, a fan of capitalism.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by stl1 Total Posts 2,562

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    whats that supposed to mean you old liberal hack
  19. #19
    Technologist victim of incest
    Never been on FB in my life. Don’t even know how to navigate it.
  20. #20
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm currently looking up every chick I slept with...

    Most of them I only know first names, though, which makes it kinda hard (giggity).
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