So I am talking online to this middle aged woman

1. 2020-05-07 at 5:19 PM UTC

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   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   who claims she is a massageur and a mystic that her profession is mysticism. sounds like a withc to me or a call tirl what do you guys think that wants to throw some wool over my eyes or something. she claims she works with energies.
   
   
2. 2020-05-07 at 5:30 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Sounds like a pretty stereotypical middle aged woman in crisis trying to portray herself as special and different "from the rest".
3. 2020-05-07 at 5:40 PM UTC

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   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   do you think she needs or wants or enjoys fucking young guys like me?
4. 2020-05-07 at 5:41 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Well, Wariat, she certainly isn't after your money (or artistic lack of skills).
   
   lol
5. 2020-05-07 at 5:43 PM UTC

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   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   how can you put down my artistic creativity. there isnt a single perosn i can think of besides voght and that guy with the isometric stuff who has as much creativity as me. it isnt the medium or tools but the ability to think of new things or make your stuff stand out or diff than everyone else that matters. you fsult me because i use ipad apps or tools most of the time unlike almost everyone else and dont use liberal lgtb friendly elongated shapes.
6. 2020-05-07 at 5:45 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Wariat do you think she needs or wants or enjoys fucking young guys like me?

   
   I sure that's the case yes....probably not you personally though.
   
   Watch for those darkened elephant ear piss flaps if you do get a shot at it.
7. 2020-05-07 at 5:45 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   I predict she will regret hooking up with you after she realizes you are mentally retarded.
8. 2020-05-07 at 5:51 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   What a fucking loser.
9. 2020-05-07 at 5:52 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   So when Wariat is her age does he like, start dating nonagenarians or dig bodies up?
10. 2020-05-07 at 5:54 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Imagine what it looks like without makeup, naked and with morning breath when you wake up next to it at 6am...that weird old woman smell isn't mysticism either.
11. 2020-05-07 at 5:54 PM UTC

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I think shes hot. I really do. and want to fuck her hard. and face fuck her.
12. 2020-05-07 at 5:54 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    See above
13. 2020-05-07 at 5:55 PM UTC

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Imagine what it looks like without makeup, naked and with morning breath when you wake up next to it at 6am…that's weird old woman smell isn't mysticism either.

    
    as long as shes not a user and doesnt use me.
14. 2020-05-07 at 5:57 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat as long as shes not a user and doesnt use me.

    
    It's impossible to be used banging a piece of scrag...lolol dude's in love.
15. 2020-05-07 at 5:58 PM UTC

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    well i was talking to her all day yesterday.
16. 2020-05-07 at 5:59 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat well i was talking to her all day yesterday.

    
    Talking...fucking lol. You're making granny feel like a teen again.
17. 2020-05-07 at 6:01 PM UTC

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lol Im gonna make her deep throwt me and look into my eyes and call em her man or new boyfriend.
18. 2020-05-07 at 6:02 PM UTC

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    and were gonna be holding hands in public.
19. 2020-05-07 at 6:03 PM UTC

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    whta is it with these fucking barbaras though jig?
20. 2020-05-07 at 6:04 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat lol Im gonna make her deep throwt me and look into my eyes and call em her man or new boyfriend.

    
    Pro tip.
    
    Have her take her teeth out first.
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