Bill Krozby's guide to getting over a hangover

1. 2020-05-07 at 3:31 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Weeel gonts this isn't for the faint of the heart but I got some tips if you had a little of the "sip"
   
   -Drink half a gallon of milk before you pass out (its full of vitamins)
   
   -Eat some sardines (its full of d3 and omega 3 fatty acids which combat the sickness)
   
   -Bite into a lemon (It has vitamin C, which your body depletes while drinking)
   
   -Eat a full meal before going all ou (I made a new york strip earlier)
   
   -Pizza alarmm clock fam?! (call your pizza place and tell them to deliver a pizza to your place asap as soon as the open in the morning)
   
   -Fuck a nigger whore (you see that pig with a wig sleeping next to you when you wake up? Fuck it dawg, and sweat some of it out while getting off)
   
   
   any other tips fam?
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2. 2020-05-07 at 3:34 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Or make a michelada, im mexican so we sip these up all the time here in the valley
   
   
3. 2020-05-07 at 6:15 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Good advice, drinking water is an obvious one, I usually put a vitamin c tablet in that makes it go all fizzy n shit
4. 2020-05-07 at 6:57 AM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   Here in the UK pizza places only open around 4pm. Shit, I know.
5. 2020-05-07 at 7 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Octavian Here in the UK pizza places only open around 4pm. Shit, I know.

   
   That blows. We have pizza from 11am to even 230am at some places down town.
   
   The only places that open that late here are fine dining places
   
   
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6. 2020-05-07 at 7:36 AM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   Pizza from the night before always tastes good though when you wake up.
   
   I normally drink a carton of Orange juice before bed.
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7. 2020-05-07 at 7:37 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Get over a hangover ?
   
   Hmm.
   
   I have no experience as I've only drank 9000 times on my life. I have no idea.
8. 2020-05-07 at 1:31 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Octavian Pizza from the night before always tastes good though when you wake up.
   
   I normally drink a carton of Orange juice before bed.

   
   oj is good, that or some grapefruit juice. im more of a grapefruit kinda gont.
9. 2020-05-07 at 1:32 PM UTC

   #9
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by mmQ Get over a hangover ?
   
   Hmm.
   
   I have no experience as I've only drank 9000 times on my life. I have no idea.

   
   shaddaap
10. 2020-05-07 at 1:43 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    sardines* and milk*? Sounds horrid
11. 2020-05-07 at 1:45 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by tee hee hee sarsibes and jull? Sounds horrid

    
    whatcha talkin about wheelis?
12. 2020-05-07 at 1:48 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I corrected my little typos k rozy 😊
13. 2020-05-07 at 1:52 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sarsibes and jull.
14. 2020-05-07 at 1:53 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by mmQ Sarsibes and jull.

    
    yupyup drunk fingers
15. 2020-05-07 at 1:55 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by tee hee hee yupyup drunk fingers

    
    Drunk fingers can go back and correct misspellings.
16. 2020-05-07 at 1:57 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by tee hee hee I corrected my little typos k rozy 😊

    
    I mean I guess too each their own, girls tend to not be as adventurous eaters as guys are. And milk is what you need for strong bones no wonder why women tend to have osteoporosis and get sick all the time.
17. 2020-05-07 at 2:01 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Nonono I enjoy milk its the combo of sardines and milk..
18. 2020-05-07 at 2:03 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Nonono I enjoy milk its the combo of sardines and milk..

    
    Oh my god I wanna open mouth kiss you right now so badly.
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19. 2020-05-07 at 2:08 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Nonono I enjoy milk its the combo of sardines and milk..

    
    I mean I guess. I'm not saying have the milk right at the same time as the sardines. Just chug the milk right before bed or casually whenever you wake up.