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Most embarrassing moment you've ever had?
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2020-05-07 at 8:43 AM UTCWhy are most embarrassing moments from school years? Bevause people. So many people.
One time, I was partying with a bunch of people and this girl was like hey wanna come fick me and I said yes
And we got to the room and there were 4 other girls just sleeping in there and the girl that asked me to come there is like, it's fine, so , we pushed the other girls off the bed and started fucking and the other girls woke up and slowly kinda crawled onto the bed because they saw us fucking and they were intrigued
So then it was me and 5 girls and they all were reaching at my cock like zombies and asking for their turn and I'm like hang kn jeez one at a time ladies
And then i took a big dump on the bed and three of the girls left but two of them stayed and told me that was their fetish
So the two girls literally started eating my poop and I was so turned on that they would do that that I pooped more and as it turns out they weren't doing it at all and I was actually in the middle of a really bad acid tripThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-07 at 8:48 AM UTC
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2020-05-07 at 9:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Pffft. Your wife was the only person that saw you fall? That's not embarrassing.
No but it was annoying listening to her smart assed comments for three straight days. At least I wasn't the one who slipped and fell into a pool with her day old iphone. I still to this day have a copy of the camera footage of that gracefull moment. Pisses the wife off when I pull out my phone and show her. -
2020-05-07 at 9:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by Pillpopper No but it was annoying listening to her smart assed comments for three straight days. At least I wasn't the one who slipped and fell into a pool with her day old iphone. I still to this day have a copy of the camera footage of that gracefull moment. Pisses the wife off when I pull out my phone and show her.
Lol. Please share the footage? -
2020-05-07 at 9:14 AM UTCI just remembered that I have a half a bottle of phentermine and nothing to do for 2 days. Parachute ? Ok. How embarrassing!
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2020-05-07 at 10:15 AM UTCmy most memorable embarrassing moment kinda had some irony to it.
In the 6th grade I was sitting at the lunch table eating a powdered covered donut and as i was shaking the extra powder off- I looked to my right only to notice Billy Gust & Chucky Willets pointing at me laughing. I thought they were laughing at me shaking my donut- but what they were pointing at was that my blouse had gaped open and my little 6th grade boobie was exposed. I turned all red and embarrassed and felt like crying. I thought my life was over from all my embarrassment... and was teased of it the rest of 6th grade.
Well... things change, and boobies bloom-- not only but a year or so later in jr. high & high school it was those very same boys who would have given anything to have another glimpse of my boobie/s again. not.
So, who? really had the best/last laugh...
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2020-05-07 at 10:22 AM UTC
Originally posted by Netflxchillr my most memorable embarrassing moment kinda had some irony to it.
In the 6th grade I was sitting at the lunch table eating a powdered covered donut and as i was shaking the extra powder off- I looked to my right only to notice Billy Gust & Chucky Willets pointing at me laughing. I thought they were laughing at me shaking my donut- but what they were pointing at was that my blouse had gaped open and my little 6th grade boobie was exposed. I turned all red and embarrassed and felt like crying. I thought my life was over from all my embarrassment… and was teased of it the rest of 6th grade.
Well… things change, and boobies bloom– not only but a year or so later in jr. high & high school it was those very same boys who would have given anything to have another glimpse of my boobie/s again. not.
So, who? really had the best/last laugh…
Pics of the occasion?
Jk that would be child porn.
A child nipple!!
Yeah halfway through your story I was like, why would YOU be embarrassed? They should be embarrassed for not liking your boob. So much hindsight looking back at younger years.
Were their names really Billy Gust and Chucky Willets? Lol. -
2020-05-07 at 10:22 AM UTCtitty justice
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2020-05-07 at 10:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Pics of the occasion?
Jk that would be child porn.
A child nipple!!
Yeah halfway through your story I was like, why would YOU be embarrassed? They should be embarrassed for not liking your boob. So much hindsight looking back at younger years.
Were their names really Billy Gust and Chucky Willets? Lol.
that's the whole thing... all of us being young innocent kids didn't look at it, sexually- but more 'icky' & 'embarrassing.' like typical normal kids. and they 'teased' the chit out of me!!!
but like I said, Jr. high & high school... thangz changed. lol.
Yes. Billy Gust & Chuckie Willets. How the heck could i ever forget their names!?!
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2020-05-07 at 10:39 AM UTC
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2020-05-07 at 10:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by Netflxchillr that's the whole thing… all of us being young innocent kids didn't look at it, sexually- but more 'icky' & 'embarrassing.' like typical normal kids. and they 'teased' the chit out of me!!!
but like I said, Jr. high & high school… thangz changed. lol.
Yes. Billy Gust & Chuckie Willets. How the heck could i ever forget their names!?!
For sure. So many things I'd love to be able to redo looking back.
I remember when I was a freshman in high school and i was in this jazz band trip and I was sitting in the bleachers with some seniors and they were joking around about masturbating and I got all red and embarrassed.
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2020-05-07 at 10:56 AM UTCgosh. I try not to look back. would i do so many things over-- or differently, sure. But then I'd be a whole different person.
If it weren't for all my bad choices, poor decisions, and royal fuq-ups.
looking back, i also know- if everything was all easy for me... i don't think i'd be as strong or driven as I am. It's surviving all the adversities in life- is kinda what gives our lives value/meaning. but this is jmho... tho.
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2020-05-07 at 11:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by Netflxchillr gosh. I try not to look back. would i do so many things over– or differently, sure. But then I'd be a whole different person.
If it weren't for all my bad choices, poor decisions, and royal fuq-ups.
looking back, i also know- if everything was all easy for me… i don't think i'd be as strong or driven as I am. It's surviving all the adversities in life- is kinda what gives our lives value/meaning. but this is jmho… tho.
Well sure. I think everyone sort of likes to think that, right? As we grow older we say "oh my trials and tribulations make me what I am today" or whatever. And it is true, of course. Obviously everything we experience makes us who we are.
It's almost so obvious though and then they make memes which personally make me cringe but maybe you are into them, lol. Like the if you cant handle me my worst one... and all the other facebook tier memes. Those little inspirational quotes. #justdegeneratethings
They really arent inspirational. I like pre internet days when I didnt have to look at that stuff. -
2020-05-07 at 11:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Well sure. I think everyone sort of likes to think that, right? As we grow older we say "oh my trials and tribulations make me what I am today" or whatever. And it is true, of course. Obviously everything we experience makes us who we are.
It's almost so obvious though and then they make memes which personally make me cringe but maybe you are into them, lol. Like the if you cant handle me my worst one… and all the other facebook tier memes. Those little inspirational quotes. #justdegeneratethings
They really arent inspirational. I like pre internet days when I didnt have to look at that stuff.
i don't do facebook. never have. I made an account when DH ended and I've been on it probably three or so times since. I was never into showcasing my life, etc. If I want someone to know 'me' or about my life? They'll have my phone number & meet me in real-life. So, when you all talk about meme's, inspirational quotes, or #chitstuff, i don't really much relate.
Sure, have i posted quotes etc. but it's never been off/from fb.
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2020-05-07 at 12:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by Netflxchillr i don't do facebook. never have. I made an account when DH ended and I've been on it probably three or so times since. I was never into showcasing my life, etc. If I want someone to know 'me' or about my life? They'll have my phone number & meet me in real-life. So, when you all talk about meme's, inspirational quotes, or #chitstuff, i don't really much relate.
Sure, have i posted quotes etc. but it's never been off/from fb.
And that's fine and well. That's a good thing. I say "Facebook-tier" because it's a pretty standard example of where you see that type of stuff.
I mean I admittedly have a facebook account and I have for 10 years now. I'm not too active but I'll float around there now and again when I'm bored.
You do say CHIT , like candy. Is that a DH thing or ? -
2020-05-07 at 12:10 PM UTCI'll just say, impersonation is the best form of flattery.
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2020-05-07 at 12:15 PM UTCCan't really think of anything, I don't really get embarrassed due to a lack of caring what others think. Probably something from childhood but nothing springs to mind.
then I read...
Originally posted by mmQ Why are most embarrassing moments from school years?
Because as you get older you care less what others think. -
2020-05-07 at 12:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Can't really think of anything, I don't really get embarrassed due to a lack of caring what others think. Probably something from childhood but nothing springs to mind.
then I read…
Because as you get older you care less what others think.
Indeed, but also when you're like 4 years old you don't really get embarrassed either. Shit your pants. Whatever.
Its like age 10-20 is the ripest for embarrassment.
