Shortly ill be joining my gaggle...

1. 2020-05-07 at 9:53 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, but i will simply sit and chill, while they do the haggling.
2. 2020-05-07 at 10:09 AM UTC

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   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Do your dental hygiene with the geese so uncan gargle with ur gaggle
3. 2020-05-07 at 10:16 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Murder of crows
   
   That's how it goes
   
   Walk in the club
   
   Dropping acid and bows
4. 2020-05-07 at 11:16 AM UTC

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   blaster master victim of incest
5. 2020-05-07 at 11:18 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Is it Tammy and Tim? Was Tim his name? I remember Tammy for sure.🦆🐥
6. 2020-05-07 at 11:20 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Technologist Is it Tammy and Tim? Was Tim his name? I remember Tammy for sure.🦆🐥

   
   What?
7. 2020-05-07 at 11:22 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Remember his geese he’d feed? Tammy and Tim he named them.
8. 2020-05-07 at 11:32 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Technologist Remember his geese he’d feed? Tammy and Tim he named them.

   
   Ohhh right right. I forgot about them.
   
   Such clever names well hung came up with. Like naming a white cat 'snowball' or naming a black cat 'blackie'.
   
   Fucking TIM.
   
   look at this amazing eloquent goose! I think I'll call him... TIM. yeah. TIM. Very suiting. Tim. Tim. Tim.
   
   If I met a goose that was my friend I would name it Enchantria.
9. 2020-05-07 at 11:36 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   I’d call him honker.
   
   Those suckers drive me crazy, they’re all over the place here, with all the man-made ponds at apt. complexes.
   
   Always crossing the road when I’m late for work.😠
10. 2020-05-07 at 11:39 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Technologist I’d call him honker.
    
    Those suckers drive me crazy, they’re all over the place here, with all the man-made ponds at apt. complexes.
    
    Always crossing the road when I’m late for work.😠

    
    Dont blame the geese. You're already late for work anyway. Maybe leave early and the geese wont be crossing the road yet.
11. 2020-05-07 at 11:40 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
12. 2020-05-07 at 11:45 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Its funny why home made things are called MAN MADE.
    
    MEN. WE MAKE.
    
    You'd think a pond would be a woman-made thing. Oh let's make a little pond and plant some flowers and put some lily pads out there and some fluffy clouds and a basket of ribbons.
13. 2020-05-07 at 11:48 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Well, there are natural ponds, then there are man/woman-made ponds.
    
    My pond has flowers and baskets and benches. How about yours?
14. 2020-05-07 at 12:23 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Technologist Well, there are natural ponds, then there are man/woman-made ponds.
    
    My pond has flowers and baskets and benches. How about yours?

    
    Mine has a gazebo and seaweed and a nude mermaid.
15. 2020-05-07 at 12:27 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    A vulture was sitting on top of the dumpster at work yesterday. As I approached with a bag of trash it just watched me, didn't move when I threw the bag at it, simply looked down at the bag when my poorly aimed throw failed to connect, then slowly looked back up at me as if to say "now what bitch".
16. 2020-05-07 at 12:32 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You should've punched it.
17. 2020-05-07 at 12:39 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Well it was on the dumpster at the back...my manly reach wouldn't have reached that far, Here's a high quality representation of the event.
    
    
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18. 2020-05-07 at 12:44 PM UTC

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    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    awesome visual, jigg
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19. 2020-05-07 at 12:47 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well it was on the dumpster at the back…my manly reach wouldn't have reached that far, Here's a high quality representation of the event.
    
    

    
    This reminds me of the times when I was working in Florida and I would snake a beer from the cooler and go out to the dumpster and neck the beer real quick and sometimes there were little raccoons inside the dumpster with their glowing beady little eyes and we would just stare at each other without moving.
20. 2020-05-07 at 1:12 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ This reminds me of the times when I was working in Florida and I would snake a beer from the cooler and go out to the dumpster and neck the beer real quick and sometimes there were little raccoons inside the dumpster with their glowing beady little eyes and we would just stare at each other without moving.

    
    Being one with nature can be found even in the most urban of surroundings.
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