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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin


    cigars and fried chicken




    trimming my own hair and not having it look as bad as i thought it would. I dont plan to clean the mirror, no.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER

    cigars and fried chicken




    trimming my own hair and not having it look as bad as i thought it would. I dont plan to clean the mirror, no.

    Goddamn you're handsome sometimes. Is that a bottle of tobasco sauce as well? Fuck me.
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  3. Octavian motherfucker
    Is it me or has every girl been raped?
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian Is it me or has every girl been raped?

    Define every girl
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nevermind
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ Goddamn you're handsome sometimes. Is that a bottle of tobasco sauce as well? Fuck me.

    Whenu turn ur face to the side is makes u appear slimmer. iTs like 2020 myspace angles.

    Yep. Tabasco, a fried chicken thigh and a 1990 rocky patel maduro. Mmmmmmm. Paired with a lagunitas Sumpin Easy ale....notes of peach and tangerine and fress grass.
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  7. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ Define every girl

    Like...most females you pull in a bar or w.e. When the convo gets too deep it always seems to come out.

    "I was raped once".

    ***dick immediately starts to soften***
  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Octavian Is it me or has every girl been raped?

    apparently most have been raped already
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Pretty much every girl ive had an extended dialogue with has said they were raped, which either means the 1/5 stats are grossly inaccurate OR #dontbelieveallwomen
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fucking NOTES.

    I wonder who the first person ever was to say that when someone asked them what a thing tasted like.

    "Well it tastes like beer but it has NOTES OF SPRING TIME"

    FUCKING NOTES. what is a note


    Hey google whata a note?

    Jk I dont have an Alexa otherwiseninwould just asked her. But i so have internet now ! So I should get one.
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Octavian Is it me or has every girl been raped?

    Every girl has been raped and it was you
  12. Octavian motherfucker
    I use to love a good chat when wired off cocaine but I never felt the need to lie. I think it's a way finding out who is fucked in the head. I've heard some CRINGE stories when people are talking to me, rape being one of them.

    With girls it's always domestic abuse/ rape.
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ Fucking NOTES.

    I wonder who the first person ever was to say that when someone asked them what a thing tasted like.

    "Well it tastes like beer but it has NOTES OF SPRING TIME"

    FUCKING NOTES. what is a note


    Hey google whata a note?

    Jk I dont have an Alexa otherwiseninwould just asked her. But i so have internet now ! So I should get one.

    If u stick ur nose in the can, it actually smells like peaches. Its cool. Normally i struggle to figure out what professional beer reviewers are fucking talking about but this one was really nice. Normally i hate pale ales but other night i drank 5.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Have you ever made chicken in a pot and then filled the pot with water and let is sit there for 6 months looking at it every day while it grows all these weird cultures and smells funny me either
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  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Octavian I use to love a good chat when wired off cocaine but I never felt the need to lie. I think it's a way finding out who is fucked in the head. I've heard some CRINGE stories when people are talking to me, rape being one of them.

    With girls it's always domestic abuse stories.

    The wisconsin girl i was all sprung on a year ago cried when she said shed been sexually molested by her gynecologist. Me asking “you sure it wasnt just a misunderstanding?” wasnt a welcome question. lol. Apparently it fucked with her victim mythology.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What I dont like is when drugs arent immediate. I need instant satisfaction. I don't even know why I like beer since I need at least 6 to even start feeling buzzed happy. Kinda.

    But like I said I just chute a phent and it didnt immediately make me stimmy so I did another one ans that didnt do the trick other so I'm gonna do another one. What if I should die?

    "Being dead has to be so peaceful"

    Sometimes I think about that like when we die, if we just really die and that's it, like how we were before 2e were born. It kinda makes me sad. Like you live your whole life and care about people and in the end it doesn't even mattweeeeweerr.

    Ya know? The concept of getting to know and love people and then you die and never know them again. Or what if we all have lived a bunch of lives and had a bunch of moms and dads and friends before but we dont know. So sad. That is hell.
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  17. Octavian motherfucker
    I like wine
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    wen i get high and fuck a nigger.
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Goddamn you're handsome sometimes. Is that a bottle of tobasco sauce as well? Fuck me.

    salt n pepper never looked better 🥰
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yuck I'm typing like wariat. Rebuke myself.
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