like when I was nine I would free ball it. I just figured under was just another layer of clothes I didn't think I needed, and I hated wearing tightie whytie speedos to swim in because I felt like I was just in underwear so I denounced underwear, So I basically zip up my pants while taking a piss and pull up over my a part of my cock and it gets stuck in the zipper and I start screaming and my mom starts pounding on the door and unlocks it with a sqeerer, and is yelling at me whats wrong and I was like I don't want to tell you. And eventually she make me show her and she just grabs the zipper and bulls it down really fast and I start screaming like a lil bitch with a skinned knee and then my grandma comes in and starts huggy me telling me she will pray for me and started praying in spanish while my mother is yelling at me that I'm basically a degenerate for not wearing underwear..
so whats your most embarassing moment?
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
I passed out in the shower after giving birth, after everyone told me not to & had to be carried out. Whats the question?
but you said "after not having one yet for blood loss.." they asked you to not have a kid after because of blood loss?
Originally posted by DontTellEm
I had a peice of placenta still in my uterus after I gave birth. I bled out quickly & had to have a blood transfusion.
Calm down queen kong, I was just yankin your chain. But I remember when my baby mammer was giving birth, she was pissed and she was yelling at me saying how I did this to her and they gave her drugs to make her stfu. And her sister was acting crazy and I had to turn her around and literally kick her ass to get out of the room because she was just adding to the chaos
I remember when my first girl had her first babby of mine. It was a water birth ? Thing? Like where she was in a bathtub full of water and she gave birth tonthe kid and then we just looked each other in the eyes and held the kid under the water until it drowned to death.
Dont pour thr babby out with the bath water, I said. We laughed a bunch.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Whats your most embarassing moment?
like when I was nine I would free ball it. I just figured under was just another layer of clothes I didn't think I needed, and I hated wearing tightie whytie speedos to swim in because I felt like I was just in underwear so I denounced underwear, So I basically zip up my pants while taking a piss and pull up over my a part of my cock and it gets stuck in the zipper and I start screaming and my mom starts pounding on the door and unlocks it with a sqeerer, and is yelling at me whats wrong and I was like I don't want to tell you. And eventually she make me show her and she just grabs the zipper and bulls it down really fast and I start screaming like a lil bitch with a skinned knee and then my grandma comes in and starts huggy me telling me she will pray for me and started praying in spanish while my mother is yelling at me that I'm basically a degenerate for not wearing underwear..
Likely the time I fell down some stairs and got right up and grabbed a beer and tried to act like it never happened only to be subjected to ridicule from a smart ass wife. I love her mean sense of humour.
Originally posted by Pillpopper
Likely the time I fell down some stairs and got right up and grabbed a beer and tried to act like it never happened only to be subjected to ridicule from a smart ass wife. I love her mean sense of humour.
Pffft. Your wife was the only person that saw you fall? That's not embarrassing.
Ummmm...idk my moments werent like big stuff. I guess. idk.
Having the first girl i gave a valentine to tear it up in front of her friends in the 3rd grade
Having to stand in my underwear in a crowded photo studio bc the retarded kid forgot his uniform for the AYSO team picture, so the coach nominated me to let him borrow my uniform.
First school dance and a kid was trying to push me together to smooch with the cutie i took to the dance. Had a panic attack, pushed him a littletoo hard and he fell down and broke his arm. Everyone stopped and stared. Kind of a nightmare lol.
At the end if basketball season, dude from the ghetto school we were playing was pissed off we were whooping their fucking ass, pulled my underwear down when ref wasnt looking. Fortunately i wasnt fat yet.
Gave a girl my jacket on a group movie date,only to realize i couldve wrung a couple cups of sweat out of the thing.
