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I call my girlfriend ladybird

  1. #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Because she always plays red in connect 4
  2. #2
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    why don't you go lay back down
  3. #3
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Why don’t you stay away from my Paige

    She likes laying down for me
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ladyb0y
  5. #5
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Nooooo
  6. #6
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ladybird is a good movie.
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    Ernst Kaltenbrunner Tuskegee Airman (banned)
    Originally posted by Grylls Because she always plays red in connect 4

    i call your girlfriend 'deepthroat' because she swallows my cock like a pelican gulping down a giant trout
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Ernst Kaltenbrunner i call your girlfriend 'deepthroat' because she swallows my cock like a pelican gulping down a giant trout

    fuck u doont ever talk about my bitch
  9. #9
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    ladybird johnson was a lesbian right?

    edit: just googled and it was eleanor roosevelt. Would rather bang either of them over a chinaperson
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Fucking fuck fuck u
  11. #11
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    what is your favorite thing about her?
  12. #12
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    1. Personality

    2. Ass

    3. Eyes
  13. #13
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    those are all dealbreaking qualities. What do u like most about her personality?
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Mostly that we can make each other laugh, that’s a must for me

    We can talk on the phone for hours about anything and I teach her English, she teaches me Chinese

    I’ve been in a lot of relationships and never found someone so interesting to talk to

    I do feel bad though because I’m still in another relationship
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  15. #15
    ladybird - a lady with a bird.

    which cocks are a part of.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Grylls Mostly that we can make each other laugh, that’s a must for me

    We can talk on the phone for hours about anything and I teach her English, she teaches me Chinese
    I’ve been in a lot of relationships and never found someone so interesting to talk to

    I do feel bad though because I’m still in another relationship

    Being able to freely converse in an engaging way would be so important in a long distance relationship with someone you'd never met. Glad you enjoy talking to each other and you're not forcing it.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #17
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    you know if she was real he'd be forcing it in her ass
  18. #18
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What does he have to say?
  19. #19
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Your relentless positivity about this relationship has made a convert. I wish you many happy years of marriage and grand-children. Now go to Thailand and stick your bird in that ass.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Grylls Mostly that we can make each other laugh, that’s a must for me

    We can talk on the phone for hours about anything and I teach her English, she teaches me Chinese

    I’ve been in a lot of relationships and never found someone so interesting to talk to

    I do feel bad though because I’m still in another relationship

    they dont speak chinese in thailand.
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