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MUST RESIST THE URGE TO DAY DRINK

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    blaster master victim of incest
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    popeyes sounds good bromo
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Man last night I was smoking and I don't normally smoke and I ate so much, I 2 eggs and 2 pieces of toast with cream cheese, 2 ham n cheeze sandwiches, and an apple with chammmoy oh yeah a instant mash potatoe packet and then just ate pickels and peppercinis out of the jar, oh yeah some potato salad, tis was good, eee eeeeee
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by blaster master hell yeah my bro, tonight for dinner im going to pan fry some shrimp and make a shrimp ramen with the pan fried butter shrimps.

    sounds good, I'm going to heb later I might pick up some catfish or something, tilapia taste too bland
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby sounds good, I'm going to heb later I might pick up some catfish or something, tilapia taste too bland

    tilapia is a dirtfish but its a gift from God due to its ability to be grown aquaponically and its rugged resilient nature allows it to survive in shitty murky waters. Too many bones but when done right it makes u grateful to have a full stomach
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I only eat high end mahi mahi.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    JEEEEERRRRT
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    dude ive been cutting way back on drinking but the other night i was just feeling like total shit man TOTAL FUCKING SHIT

    so i said fuck it and i was walking to the quik trip ( thats a convenience store for you dinks ) to get a couple chelada tamarindos and some budweiser ( thats a pale lager for you dinks ) but man i was feeling like ass. i got to quiktrip and all these arabs were walking around the store barefoot trying to haggle the prices on candy bars while their kids were running around breathing on everything like total retards.

    i waited for like 4 minutes while they were attempting to barter and haggle on the price of kit kats and i yelled GOD DAMN SON JUST BUY THE THING OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY and they all looked at me surprised like QUE!? and the fucker slapped his kit kats down on the counter and said fuck these prices you white devils and left

    anyway i got some lotto while i was there so hopefully it all pays off man
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    ive just decided to do a little night drink to get a little light headed but i poured too much too much and now im pretty drunk.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ive just decided to do a little night drink to get a little light headed but i poured too much too much and now im pretty drunk.

    Shut up, Chinese Nonce.
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    blaster master victim of incest
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