Check out my bicycle!

1. 2020-05-06 at 2:22 PM UTC

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   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
   I'm about to ride into the city to cut my girlfriend's grass.
   
   
   
   Fifteen miles there, fifteen miles back.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Fonaplats
2. 2020-05-06 at 2:24 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That’s actually a rad ol cruiser .. it is old school,no?
3. 2020-05-06 at 2:27 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   You need pegs so she can ride bitch
4. 2020-05-06 at 2:34 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   That is a slick bike.
   I bet you could slap a 49cc motor on it and make that 30 miles real easy.
5. 2020-05-06 at 2:50 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   v. nice
6. 2020-05-06 at 2:55 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   THIS is what you need:
   
   
7. 2020-05-06 at 3:20 PM UTC

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   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
   That shit had me dogging, I had to throw in the towel
8. 2020-05-06 at 3:23 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Ya know, they make bicycles with different gears that make things much easier. Craigslist is a good place to look for a used one. Try their "free" section first as a lot of old bikes are given away.
9. 2020-05-06 at 4:10 PM UTC

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   blaster master victim of incest
10. 2020-05-06 at 4:39 PM UTC

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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]

    Originally posted by blaster master what happened to your car?

    
    Nothing,
    
    The bike is how I would go to meet my girlfriend when we first started dating and I wanted it to be like old times. We've been going on for five years now.