2020-05-06 at 3:31 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Like serious question, whether just jail for a night or prison tyme or being in looney bin. And I don't mean like things like "ooh.. I miss my wyfe and my kids.." I mean an actual event that made it really bad for you. You know?
Twice, years ago I was arrested by the same cop, and it was over trivial ticket stuff that wasn't a big deal, really and nothing ever happened with it anyways besides me spending a night in jail, but both times the cop that arrested me stripped searched me and told me to put my underwear back on and he cuffed me to this bench against a wall and put one of those black out sleeping mask type things over my eyes and he started hosing me down with a hose, and I was yelling, FUCK YOU , WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP IT, while basically water borded, my daughters mom came to pick me up later that night and I was still wet and looked like wet rat because I had long hair back then, she was like why are you all wet?
2020-05-06 at 3:33 AM UTC
Got blindsided by a pussy w/a lunch tray who then ran away until the COs came into the day room.
Put in tiny iso cell then a CO flooded the room w/ mace via the food slot in the door. He also cut the water off.
Weirdo defecated in the shower. Story below lol.
https://niggasin.space/thread/18435A really bad crab infestation took over the block I was in @ county, that sucked hardcore lol.
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2020-05-06 at 3:36 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I really cant remember anything specific but spending 3 months in the hole had an affect on me psychologically I think. I could have gotten in a class action out of it but I missed the time table thing
2020-05-06 at 3:40 AM UTC
I got into a knife fight, on the yard ...
2020-05-06 at 3:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by WellHung
wow ur a fucking scumball
Kid please you don't fucking know me nor my past, stick to playing your internet persona lol.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I feel the crabs would be the worst lol
Oh man the crabs were horrible I had a cellmate named Rudy @ the first sign of him scratching an itch I put his ass outside the cell, his bedroll & everything lol. COs had all the infected heads living in the sally port between C & D block like a refugee camp lol.
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I cant think of anything of significance.
The only thing I can think of was when my dad died while I was in inpatient treatment. I mean they let me leave for 2 weeks to spend time with him and all that so that was good, but technically it was the worst thing to happen because , ya know, my fucking dad died.
Then I guess I still ended up smoking a bunch of weed and drinking and when I went back to treatment I used this fake piss apparatus to do my piss test and somefuckinghow it came back positive for NICOTINE. not THC which was my concern, but fucking nicotine.
Mind you I was in treatment in lieu of prison so their rules were very strict including not smoking tobacco. So basically I was like 1 month away from finishing the program but the whole nicotine thing set me back 4 months. It was tough to not tell them DUDE I USED FAKE PISS, THE NICOTINE WASNT ME.
2020-05-06 at 4:25 AM UTC
Not really "bad" per say but definitely odd. One time I had to do 90 days & as the CO was locking me back for the 1st time a chicken bone on dental floss dropped/dangled to the floor under the door which the CO saw & yelled for the door to be reopened.
He stepped in & shined his flashlight on the door, it had chicken bones tied together in a geometric shape w/ different playing cards @ each point(stuck using a paste made from toothpaste & wet tissue). The CO was a dude we called "Hollywood" as he looked like the comedian Steve Martin & always had his hair in perfect formation lol. He gave me a puzzled/befuddled shoulder shrug "wonder what the last guy in here was up to huh ?!".
I used to fuck w/ Hollywood over the course of that 90 days when he worked the overnight rotation. I'd save a chicken bone & slide it out(from under the door) down the walkway after he passed during rounds, he'd turn around & scratch his head lol.
2020-05-06 at 4:59 AM UTC
I got gang raped, on the Nonce wing.
2020-05-06 at 3:01 PM UTC
Yeah, they'd never notice that estrogen thingy.
2020-05-06 at 3:09 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
They dont test for girl hormones they test for DRUGS!!!
2020-05-06 at 3:13 PM UTC
I'll test you!
You'll need to disrobe first.
2020-05-06 at 3:26 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
wgat exactly is a "fake piss" apparatus? Youre not fooling me with that one. You mean you smuggled in someone elses piss who was clean into the facility in a little baggy up your ass?
