Your penis got cut off and is gone: What do you do?

1. 2020-05-04 at 11:12 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Misterigh Houston
   Let just say that you wake up on the ground, your pants are down, and your cock and balls have been cut off. Your cock and balls are no where in sight.
   
   How do you go about life?
2. 2020-05-04 at 11:17 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   pissed off DUHHHHH
3. 2020-05-04 at 11:30 PM UTC

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   Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
   I dreamed I had something down there once.... It WAS HUUUGGGEEE!!! about 2 inches! and it fell off in a snowbank, and it started to melt downward, and so I started digging, and it melted faster!!!! and I kept digging and digging!!! and I almosttttt gottt.../|\ BANG!!! I woke up!!! felt down there, and I was a THING again no genitals. wheew!!!! close one.
4. 2020-05-05 at 12:01 AM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   grylls was definitely da culprit
5. 2020-05-05 at 12:21 AM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   Be a Unuch
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6. 2020-05-05 at 12:34 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   there's a song about this
   
   
7. 2020-05-05 at 12:35 AM UTC

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   Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
   Hell Octavian, I'm not even that. I'm a thing. an inanimate object.... and I like it!!!!
8. 2020-05-05 at 12:36 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Suicide.
9. 2020-05-05 at 2:42 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
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   First I’d control the bleeding, then I’d start fingering the wound..
   
   
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   • Misterigh