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Penis owners: Do you have foreskin?

  1. #1
    I have a jedi master cock.
  2. #2
    cigreting Dark Matter
    wat if u rent
  3. #3
    Originally posted by cigreting wat if u rent

    Then you're a whore
  4. #4
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Then you're a whore

    post pics of the car ur dad rents
  5. #5
    HTS highlight reel


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  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    fuckin' clipdicks
  7. #7
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I was molested as a new born and they kept the trophy, I didn't see it coming or I woulda started kickin ass right then
  8. #8
    blaster master victim of incest
  9. #9
    Misterigh Houston
    Hey Vagina.
  10. #10
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I woulda been ok with it had they just trimmed it a tad but I really think they took way to much I might have had the skin to pull off a ten inch cock, we will never know
  11. #11
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Yes I own my penis, there was a time when my ex wife owned it.
  12. #12
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    bet it werent the only one
  13. #13
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    They call me, "The wonders Of Microbiology"... so I've never really seen it. and the appropriate word is "IT".

    Being an "IT" has tremendous advantages. I'm not bogged down by anything or anyone. When you're not considered human, you have an entirely different outlook on the universe, because when you're worth less than nothing, everything is better than me, and I shouldn't be breathing the air. I'm wasting other's air here... and I do it out of spite because I'm mean, and nasty. Wisdom from this? no wisdom. "Things", or "this-es" like me have zero.....But.... Nothing matters unless you make it matter.

    One celled animals are attracted to me though. They just are.
  14. #14
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by POLECAT bet it werent the only one

    You too?
  15. #15
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty They call me, "The wonders Of Microbiology"… so I've never really seen it. and the appropriate word is "IT".

    Being an "IT" has tremendous advantages. I'm not bogged down by anything or anyone. When you're not considered human, you have an entirely different outlook on the universe, because when you're worth less than nothing, everything is better than me, and I shouldn't be breathing the air. I'm wasting other's air here… and I do it out of spite because I'm mean, and nasty. Wisdom from this? no wisdom. "Things", or "this-es" like me have zero…..But…. Nothing matters unless you make it matter.

    One celled animals are attracted to me though. They just are.

    Umm, what?
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  16. #16
    Octavian motherfucker
    I've always wanted circumcision for hygiene purposes only but every gf I've had said they would leave if I did.

    Ah well
  17. #17
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Octavian I've always wanted circumcision for hygiene purposes only but every gf I've had said they would leave if I did.

    Ah well

    rumpled foreskin
  18. #18
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    i got the snippy snip. Its pretty handsome. I mean i wouldnt turn down an extra couple inches, but if there were such a thing as a dick model, id be a shoo in.
  19. #19
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Repeat threads year after year.

    Hurr post your battlestations!!!!!


    Fact 1: circumsized penii are objectively more appealing to females.

    Fact 2: nobody is arguing about not having their umbilical cord snipped, against their will

    Fact 3: see fact 1
  20. #20
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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