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Poll: Rate ur smellz

How is your sense of smell?

  1. #1
    Mine is pretty bad to be honest. People often smell things that I don't smell, or at least have to get closer to smell. It sucks but it's not really that much of a problem. It also means I don't always have to smell the bad smells.

    Like one time my old co-worker shit themselves and just... kept working. Idk. He didn't want to admit it. Everybody smelled it waay before I did. Apparently that shit was wafting around in the stockroom he was in for a while. I went in there and my co-workers had their shirts over their noses like little bitches. I didnt smell a thing.

    Later he passed me by and I did smell it tho
  2. #2
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I can smell a fuckin beaner from a mile away

    On a serious note, loss of that sense is a corona symptom
  3. #3
    Originally posted by Grylls I can smell a fuckin beaner from a mile away

    Do you smell one right now
  4. #4
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    No
  5. #5
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    brutal. i got this shit in the missuses. always have and always will. i'd say my hearing is the best followed by sight. taste in 3rd.
  6. #6
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    4
  7. #7
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Its aight, my sinuses have given me problems for a while now so i don't smell so great. Solid 3.
  8. #8
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    you have a solid 3?

    i feel bad for you m8
  9. #9
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    I've lived in the wilderness much of my life in different parts of the country with Seminole, Ojibwa, and Kree (way north) mostly, and learned many of the old ways, many of which are lost now sadly, where I became aware of this ability. My sense of scent has payed off greatly in so many ways, as hunting and tracking ended up just being the by products...

    I've smelled gas leaks in New Orleans, that nobody smelled, that Entergy said it would have leveled the block if I hadn't, and Ammonia leaks in wisconsin at work, where all could evacuate before it got really bad, which it did, My boss smelled it a bit afterwards That, and gave the order, but still nobody smelled it yet.

    Bad Colognes, and perfumes I can smell for miles, as well as homeless old man piss or animal piss long before i see them. Riding the scoot, I can smell everything! houses along the way, who's smoking, what women smell like. one woman who passed me, I could smell her trail of her perfume from her rippin along to the top of the next mountain in Kentucky, where I was going down the previous, what 3 miles away... She was smokin hot too, about 30, waaay too young for the likes of me. It's amazing what you can smell on I-75.

    Countless other times it has helped in one way or another, and always will... drawbacks? most people over time get used to a bad smell. Not me. when I smell something bad, it doesn't go away, or fade off. It fucking sucks! If it's a skunk, it's almost painful. Shit'll be with me for a month.

    I can still smell stuff on top of the bad smell, like I normally do, it's just always there. So it's not a hindrance, I just look sour on the face all the time.
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