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wHY are midwesterners so alone?

  1. #1
    Because they live in the midwest
  2. #2
    Technologist victim of incest
    Because we all live in our mom’s basement and wear snuggies all day🍼
  3. #3
    What if my mom rents a basement already
  4. #4
    Technologist victim of incest
    Well then you have to set up camp on the couch. Just remember to wear your Snuggie and flash everyone.
  5. #5
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    The midwest is where everyone does meth and heroin, right?
  6. #6
    Technologist victim of incest
    Yes, every day👍🏻

    But really, meth isn’t as bad as heroin is here.
  7. #7
    Originally posted by rabbitweed The midwest is where everyone does meth and heroin, right?

    Depends on the state and if they can get the cartel stuff or home cooked. I knew a girl from Kansas and she really liked both those drugs
  8. #8
    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Midwest is the happiest region with the highest quality of life
  9. #9
    Source?
  10. #10
    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    My own personal experience

    For example, Californians are extremely arrogant and self-absorded but that place is a total shithole.
    Places like Carmel shit on anything you can find in coastal states, a place like that in Cali would cost tens of millions.
    Life here is relaxed, safe, affordable and everyone is happy.
    Also we hardly have any niggers or mexicans.
  11. #11
    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Also we have more freedom than most regions/states
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