Secretly siphoning sewerage

1. 2020-04-30 at 4:20 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   dig a secret juarez tunnel to the sewer main and then bash a hole in it with a hamer. then you use home depot 5gals to steal the sewerage and haul it back to your yard. put a big rubber baby buggy bumper in the hole when your bucket is full so the tunnel don't get shitted out.
   
   take the home depot 5 gals of sewerage back to your yard
   
   put big tarpaulins all over your whole entire yard. stake them down use wood stakes or iorn
   
   pour the home depot 5gals out on your tarpaulin yard and let dry
   
   then its valuable sell it as powdered humanure bag it up in used shopping bags ( recycling is big money )
   
   cost - 34 dollars for a bunch of buckets a hamer and a whole heap of tarpaulins and wood stakes a little more money if you use iorn
   
   sell the humenaure 20 dollars a bag . Bills Humanure you can set up roadside stands all over the county sell it like hotcakes
   
   after a couple weeks of doing this you can afford a dodge cummings fucking turbadesiel to haul all that powdered ass around
   
   its industry and scales up
2. 2020-04-30 at 4:22 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   oh i forgot you need a shit shovel use a square scooper shovel thats going to add about 20 dollars or maybe 25 dollars if you get the one with the fibergland handle but thats only if you dont shoplift
   
   guys i forgot you can just shoplift all this stuff but make sure LP isn't following you they have special masks with badges on them
   
   edit # 5: also i remembered you should get a tetanis shot cause the sewer could have bad germs on it
   
   edit: also i remembered you need to be really careful when your shovelering it up not to gouge the tarpaulins ( not that i know what that word means) maybe get a plastic scooper shovel like so it don't gouge up and poke the tarpaulins also this will be cheaper than a metal scooper ( but you can just shoplift it anyway so its not just about cost only )
3. 2020-04-30 at 5:06 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   ya man i like it
4. 2020-04-30 at 6:49 PM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   I'll take ten bags shut the fuc up and take my money and 🏃
   
   

   Originally posted by cigreting ya man i like it

   
   Sir may I buy you a bag of humanure
5. 2020-04-30 at 6:53 PM UTC

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   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by A College Professor oh i forgot you need a shit shovel use a square scooper shovel thats going to add about 20 dollars or maybe 25 dollars if you get the one with the fibergland handle but thats only if you dont shoplift
   
   guys i forgot you can just shoplift all this stuff but make sure LP isn't following you they have special masks with badges on them
   
   edit # 5: also i remembered you should get a tetanis shot cause the sewer could have bad germs on it
   
   edit: also i remembered you need to be really careful when your shovelering it up not to gouge the tarpaulins ( not that i know what that word means) maybe get a plastic scooper shovel like so it don't gouge up and poke the tarpaulins also this will be cheaper than a metal scooper ( but you can just shoplift it anyway so its not just about cost only )

   
   Get a big plastic spoon is better so u dont punchure the terrapin
6. 2020-04-30 at 7:13 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I would like to invest
7. 2020-05-01 at 4:16 AM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

   Originally posted by CASPER Get a big plastic spoon is better so u dont punchure the terrapin

   
   👂
8. 2020-05-01 at 4:16 AM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I would like to invest

   
   I am hamdleing the investers how many shares you want
9. 2020-05-01 at 6:08 AM UTC

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   Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
   Make sure that you plug that hole! methane gas can take out a whole neighborhood.
   
   https://sciencing.com/what-are-the-dangers-of-methane-gas-13404265.html
10. 2020-05-01 at 7:23 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I am hamdleing the investers how many shares you want

    All of them
11. 2020-05-01 at 7:27 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    laughing like a retard at the thought of 'stealing sewage' at the vet's office
12. 2020-05-01 at 8:39 PM UTC

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    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty Make sure that you plug that hole! methane gas can take out a whole neighborhood.
    
    https://sciencing.com/what-are-the-dangers-of-methane-gas-13404265.html

    
    Thank you for your service
    
    

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood All of them

    
    Okay i got you down for an order of on's , thats o n s junior market its like a free for all down here
    
    

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood All of them

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by aldra laughing like a retard at the thought of 'stealing sewage' at the vet's office

    
    Lol more vets recomend bills humanure than any other brand
13. 2020-05-01 at 9:59 PM UTC

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    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

    Originally posted by admiral ponse butt stuffins youve obviously never done this or you would know you cant bash through a sewer line with a hammer.
    
    idiot.
    
    you also forgot the added costs of various shots, injections, and treatments for the new and exciting hepatitis variants you will discover.
    
    idiot

    
    Youre so full of shit you tim the toolman retard I'll come bash in yoyr hari Kari sewer dump ape
    
    Prepare your fecal pussy amd assume the position because I'm about to go rooting around
14. 2020-05-01 at 10:36 PM UTC

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    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Gay bitch. You better order a new transverse cullin because yours is going to need a major rebuild soon
    
    Better get prepped
15. 2020-05-01 at 10:40 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    damn, I already have two dodge cummins turbo diesels
16. 2020-05-02 at 3:32 PM UTC

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    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

    Originally posted by POLECAT damn, I already have two dodge cummins turbo diesels

    
    Living your best life . may I interest you in joining the empire.
17. 2020-05-14 at 2:22 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    bump i just bought a bunch of ducked up tarpaulins down in oklahoma, they are half rotted out but theyre still damn good tarpaulins just need to patch them up they made me a damn good deal
18. 2020-07-03 at 5:03 PM UTC

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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    This truly is a bad idea.
19. 2020-07-03 at 5:45 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Can I get a job on the tarapins
20. 2020-07-03 at 6:37 PM UTC

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    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Ill put the good ☝ word in to Hector hes the sludge foreman you have to wear rubber baby buggy bumper boots cause we.tried.doing the job in are tennys and it sopps up damp amd you're feet will get moldy and smeel
    
    If you can start sometime sometime and help alot heel hire and pay depend on experiance