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I got sent home on my first day of work lol

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I show up and their like who are you? I'm Doug.. their like "DOG?" No Doug... It's my first day I'm a little early can I order a taco before working and they were like "que?" and I was like a taco, and they gave me 2 taco's and and a fanta for 75 cents.. which is not bad at all but they then were like you have to eat in the office and I was okay.. and then they came back and were like you can't work here if you don't have black pants. I was wearing blue jeans.. and I was like weeeel... can I come with black jeans? are black jeans alright?! and they were like yeah but call allana.. and I called her and she picked up "bueno.." and I was like it Doug.. and she hung up.. so I called back and she was basically wondering why I called her and I was like they told me to call you because I didn't have black pants so I'm calling you.. how abouts I just show up tomorrow with black pants and she was like "Doog.. you can if you have black pants.."

    Idk I'm probably just bitching, I'm tired and want to go back to sleep anyways, I was going to be working with mcwilliams and not these peurtorican spics that work during the day so I'm sure everything will be better with I get this surroted out.
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    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Nobody can stand you op
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi Nobody can stand you op

    mcwilliams can, thats how I got the job. I've worked with him at 4 different places.
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    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby mcwilliams can, thats how I got the job. I've worked with him at 4 different places.

    Sucking dick in the bathroom at a blink 182 concert doesn't count as work.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi Sucking dick in the bathroom at a blink 182 concert doesn't count as work.

    I've only been to a blink concert with a girl

    mcwilliams doesn't listen to blink
    he listens to only industrial, i met him at the enzurzientnuebauten show when i was 15

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    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    EN isn't industrial you clueless simpleton
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    Still, 2 tacos and a fanta for 75c..that's a win.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    tom delonge rocks, he's the gont that got me into ufo's and playing the guitar and using slammers and singing when i was 13



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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Still, 2 tacos and a fanta for 75c..that's a win.

    pretty much, I was kinda bitching earlier to my mom how they made me leave but at least I got the employee discount. I was victim of circumstance, nobody knew who I was and I told them I wanted to eat before my first shift and they did it.

    I'm going to go back to sleep in a bit and be there tomorrow and eat more tacos. I had my favorite barbacoa
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    BEST Bill Krozby THREAD THIS WEEK
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Why do you need black pants
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    But are you sure you actually werk there?
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Why do you need black pants

    They hide filth better than white ones.

    Back in the 80s I had a pair of white jeans and pretty much as soon as you left the house in them they got fucked up in some way...coffee, bird shit, paint/dirt from brushing past something, penis drippings etc...
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I had a pair of white jeans…
    😂
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    What if you get flour on them
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee 😂

    IN THE 80s...EVERYONE DID
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Why do you need black pants

    its their dress code, I've been going to this place since I was a baby off and on for year but I just never noticed and the lady never mentioned anything. They'll give me a shirt and hat to wear but evidently you have to wear black pants, and I noticed everyone was wearing black pants when they mentioned that.

    It's gonna be all good, I have a couple pairs of blacks pants just didn't think about it, a lot of resteraunts here let you wear whatever but some require the black pants, but she just never said anything about it, she just was like okay can you work? and I can I see your ID and social and take a picture of it? And do you have any children..

    this bullshit has taken awhile to jump through their hoops because jobs are so scarce.

    But like I said I'm working with Mcwilliams.. and we're gonna do some stuff like we've always done..
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Got pics of this fiasco?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by tee hee hee But are you sure you actually werk there?

    I got hired yesterday and they took my credentials and I got an employee discount.. so.. i guess yeah.. tomorrow I will.. when I have black pants..
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by tee hee hee But are you sure you actually werk there?

    I got hired yesterday and they took my credentials and I got an employee discount.. so.. i guess yeah.. tomorrow I will.. when I have black pants..
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