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UK is better than US

  1. #1
    Octavian motherfucker
    Canada are fucking inbreds.

  2. #2
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Fuck america
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    That's why we had to save your ass in ww2.. and WW1.. AND the French war in North America
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That's why we had to save your ass in ww2.. and WW1.. AND the French war in North America

    Canada education...almost as bad as US education.

    Hitler abandoned any plans to invade the UK after we trounced him in the battle of Britain...google Operation Sealion...no ass saving necessary.
  5. #5
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    someone’s taking the piss
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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    “Puhleeeeeeeze save us from Germany AGAIN!”-Winston Churchill
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    Of course there is also the assumption life is better under the current system than it would have been under the rule of the 3rd Reich.

    By now I could have been an SS officer with a posse of jack booted female assistants.
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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    We may have fucked up
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    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Of course a flamboyantly gay looking jude would prefer the uk over the us
  10. #10
    All the faggots and Jedis would be gone too under Adolf's rule.
  11. #11
    What could have been...



    what we got...

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    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Nobody's better than anyone else. ALL GOV'Ts suck and don't really represent the people AT ALL.... The worker Humans all over the world have a beer or soda, or one huge motherfucking jug of water at the end of the day like everyone else.

    I've seen it from West Africa, Egypt, India, Southeast Asia, China, Mongolia, most of Europe, Russia, Siberia, south America, Central America, Mexico, United States, Canada, Northwest Territories, Aruba, Jamaica, Grand Cayman...

    You can count on seeing "Their version" of "Hank Hill and friends" when you travel at least to these places. fact.
  13. #13
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    What’s wrong with hank hill?
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  14. #14
    I'd say the blonde is better than the slob.
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    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Not a thing.... they all work hard, and celebrate the end of the day as they should... Hank Hill is comforting, and to know, no matter what country you're in, there's some common ground. *raises Glass*
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  16. #16
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson what we got…


    How horny would you have to be to lift that 70 lbs of fup up to hit that?
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    Originally posted by Archer513 How horny would you have to be to lift that 70 lbs of fup up to hit that?

    You just use a leg fold instead.

    Thanks America.
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    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd say the blonde is better than the slob.

    It depends on if you want Written sex or Oral sex....

    The larger, pretty young lady would be more creative with phone sex.

    The blond is just gonna have a string of loser boyfriends that play in a band that doesn't go anywhere, and get treated like shit to boot.
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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty It depends on if you want Written sex or Oral sex….

    The larger, pretty young lady would be more creative with phone sex.

    The blond is just gonna have a string of loser boyfriends that play in a band that doesn't go anywhere, and get treated like shit to boot.

    The big one might actually eat your dick tho

    Plus,ya need a boner to start. 600lb Bertha ain’t seeing any boners...
  20. #20
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Canada's a pretty great country all things considered. We have free health care and the vast majority of the country is uninhabited. Our men are manlier than any other country and we dont elect pussy grabbing reality stars just the sexy son of the prime minister we wish we still had.

    We have our problems but all things considered we're undoubtedly the best country in the western hemisphere.

    The UK was so afraid of brown people they cucked themselves out of the EU and elected diet trump. They were the biggest power at the beginning of the 20th century now 2 decades into the 21st they wield as much international bargaining powee as moldova. Canada needs to get your noncey grandmother off our money
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