My mom is a fucking idiot

1. 2020-04-27 at 3:15 PM UTC

   #141
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by CASPER Im often shocked at me too.
   
   Wait who am i?
   
   i just want to hear someone else say it

   
   You are you. URU.
2. 2020-04-27 at 5:27 PM UTC

   #142
   

   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by stl1 A very good friend of mine jumped in front of a cement truck after being drafted and serving in Korea during Viet Nam. It didn't kill him but did turn him into a quadriplegic with very little arm movement in a wheelchair. They initially had him sandwiched in a special bed with webbing so he could be "flipped" to prevent bed sores. He lasted twenty years or so outside of the hospital and learned computers for the government before he couldn't take it any more. He successfully hung himself off of his wheelchair. He called me the night before to say goodbye but I didn't realize it at the time as I was too involved in my own divorce and an ex dying of AIDS.
   
   Do you want this to be your future? Get some help, son.

   
   u gave ur ex aids lol gj
3. 2020-04-27 at 5:51 PM UTC

   #143
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by admiral ponse butt stuffins riding a train with a hard dick is the best way to ride a train.

   
   only if its a mentrain..