I called the taco shack and basically was really condescending, because like the people that work the morning shift when the hiring manager works is all hispanic women, but whyte guys work at night and knowing that I asked for that shift and I've gone there a couple times but there all weird and kinda creepy but I called ellana up and she was like oooh okay what is your name again and I said "Doug" and she said "Justin?" no.. Doug.. and she didn't get because hispanic people that weren't born here don't understand the "Doug" / "Douglas" It's just over their heads.
But what I'll do to make them understand is say "You know like michael douglas..?" and they will totally be like ooooh michael doooglasss!
But the lady was like okay come in at two.. and I was like cool, and she said can come in now? what are you doing? I didn't want tell her that I'm drinking a brew and smoking a bowl in my underwear, so I just told ellena I'll come in at two, and she said oohh okay ill wait for you.
So I'm gonna go and get a job, but I look like tam hanks from castaway right now because I've just been rolling with it the last month, I eat a lot magnesium so it makes my hair grow fast, But I'm sure she'll understand. I was just wanting to go to finleys and get my beard and hair all properly done by the end of this month.
Originally posted by Wariat
michael douglas is a last name and not a first name though. so you didnt make it make sense.
douglas is also a first name.. my name is Doug Monks.. so.. I was refering to the actor because I knew they would at least know that, when refering to my first name and it did make sense to them.
Originally posted by Wariat
lol doug monks. what a name Im sure you must have been popular in school.
Idk I personally like my name a lot of people get confused with my name, they drop the "s" after show "Monk" came out and like judges will be like Douglas Monk!, and I'll be like its' Monks you can't read? It happens to me all the time. But yeah I wasn't popular in school but I had friends in all cliques and I had girl friends and would skip school and get high and had money.. so... it was never really that big of a deal for me.
I'm not allowed to work at mcdonalds because of my criminal history, plus I wouldn't want to work there anyways, mcdonalds is the shittiest hamburger ever.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Good luck with your interview young gont. Hopefully there will be some chickens you can pluck working there.
I don't need luck, I can show up high and wearing a wife beater with grape juice stain on it saying "give me a job bitch". But yeah I'm totally on for getting some chickens.
