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This lockdown needs to end soon

  1. #1
    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    I am so fucking tired of this bullshit
  2. #2
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by admiral ponse butt stuffins youre nuts

    this is great. the only effects its having on me is i get stuck in less traffic when im driving around wherever i want to go
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    gig economy.
  4. #4
    Octavian motherfucker
    Nonce

    12 year olds

    Da big bucks

    Anna Spysze
  5. #5
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    gig economy
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    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Hopefully they extend the lockdown to another year or more
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  7. #7
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    It must suck after being unemployed for 10 years and then working for 6 months before being quarantined.
    Let the hard workers enjoy their damn vacations.
    Maybe we don't want to work anymore.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    It's a bit of a double edged sword for me. On the one hand I have had no welfare and unemployment bitches on my ass in two months which has been an amazing feeling. They won't even reply to my emails or return my calls but they keep sending the money.

    On the other hand though it took me an hour to buy a $4 loaf of bread today, so that sucked

    Originally posted by admiral ponse butt stuffins youre nuts

    this is great. the only effects its having on me is i get stuck in less traffic when im driving around wherever i want to go

    I swear I have seen cars social distancing lately
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  9. #9
    Octavian motherfucker
    Fuck that the qeues here aren't so long, like 5 min wait. Only shit thing is my local supermarket closes at 8pm.
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    Originally posted by Octavian Fuck that the qeues here aren't so long, like 5 min wait. Only shit thing is my local supermarket closes at 8pm.

    what about the international supermarkets ?
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by admiral ponse butt stuffins they reduced the hours in order to pack more shoppers into the stores in a shorter period of time…hence, increasing the proximity of shoppers to each other and likelihood of wuhan bat-soup flu transmission.

    That's what it seems like to me. Normally I avoid everyone, stay away from crowds and rarely talk to people in public.

    Now I end up standing in line for an hour and making small talk with random people for no reason because we are all bored standing there waiting. It's fucking bizzaro world. How is this supposed to stop a pandemic.
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  12. #12
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I wonder how long it'll be before most people just say "fuck it"
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That's what it seems like to me. Normally I avoid everyone, stay away from crowds and rarely talk to people in public.

    Now I end up standing in line for an hour and making small talk with random people for no reason because we are all bored standing there waiting. It's fucking bizzaro world. How is this supposed to stop a pandemic.

    thats why you need to bring your phone with you.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by admiral ponse butt stuffins thats exactly what it is. i normally go shopping early on a sunday morning because that is the time there is the least amount of people in the store. now that theyve changed the shopping hours the place is as busy at that time as it is during the peak operating hours of non-house-arrest times.

    this isnt a pandemic…its a social engineering project. its already documented that theyre falsifying the number of infected cases

    just ask the cashier when theres the least amount of people in the store.

    normally its around lunch time.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    I use to do my shopping early to avoid social interaction. Now I have to see more humans.

    This makes me sad.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny just ask the cashier when theres the least amount of people in the store.

    normally its around lunch time.

    Yep. I usually go at like 11 and there's never any line whatsoever. Almost nobody at the store.

    Hikki lives in a small town so they don't have a lot of grocery stores by him. Everybody for dozens of miles is going to the same handful of stores.

    This shit is great for me. No cars. Nobody in the large selection of stores. I'm getting 1200 next week for chilling in my house and probably another 1200 after that.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by admiral ponse butt stuffins false.

    the store i do most of my shopping is busiest around lunch time because everyone is in there buying lunch.

    then the logical thing to do is to go to another store that doesnt sells lunch.
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    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yep. I usually go at like 11 and there's never any line whatsoever. Almost nobody at the store.

    Hikki lives in a small town so they don't have a lot of grocery stores by him. Everybody for dozens of miles is going to the same handful of stores.

    This shit is great for me. No cars. Nobody in the large selection of stores. I'm getting 1200 next week for chilling in my house and probably another 1200 after that.

    they give 1200 per week ?
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny they give 1200 per week ?

    No. That's not what I said. Work on your athletic abilities vinny. I'm getting 1200 next week. Then 1200 after that. When? No idea. Don't even know if I'll get it but considering many states are extending their stay at home orders, they're probably going to give out the allotted money for the second check as was written in the CARE act.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    It really doesn't affect me at all...what, I want to go to the beach so what...Really I'm just sitting around the house smoking and drinking so it doesn't really matter for me.
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