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Now is such a good time to commit crimes

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    Crime rate is dropping worldwide so people aren't really doing this, but damn

    Put on a face mask, sunglasses, hoodie. Normally people would immediately know you're up to shit. But you can wear a ghetto ass bandana right now and nobody will think any differently. You stick out more if you DON'T have a mask.

    Plus certain cities like Detroit and Baltimore are openly declaring that they will not be showing up for certain crimes unless they're in progress. Car got broken into? Cops won't show up. Got mugged? Cops won't show up.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    fuck you.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Tru dat bruva

    But im pretty sure crime is illegal
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Wariat fuck you.

    Me?
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    no, me
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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Crime rate is dropping worldwide so people aren't really doing this, but damn

    Put on a face mask, sunglasses, hoodie. Normally people would immediately know you're up to shit. But you can wear a ghetto ass bandana right now and nobody will think any differently. You stick out more if you DON'T have a mask.

    Plus certain cities like Detroit and Baltimore are openly declaring that they will not be showing up for certain crimes unless they're in progress. Car got broken into? Cops won't show up. Got mugged? Cops won't show up.

    I thought this from day one. Cops don't care as much anymore and if you do happen to get arressted chances are you won't go to jail unless it was a violent crime. Godspeed my space niggas!
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    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I thought this from day one. Cops don't care as much anymore and if you do happen to get arressted chances are you won't go to jail unless it was a violent crime. Godspeed my space niggas!

    Yep. Also a lot of cops are getting sick. Few weeks ago 8% of NY cops tested positive. It's probably much higher now.

    Also now in my state you HAVE to wear a mask so you will blend in totally just having a blue mask.

    I just wish I had a crime worth doing to take advantage of this. Maybe I'll tag some shit for lulz?
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  8. #8
    surveillance drones are going to detect your elavated heart rate and know your up to no good.

    speak.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny surveillance drones are going to detect your elavated heart rate and know your up to no good.

    speak.

    Doesn't happen
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    lots of stores around here have to board the place up because people keep yoinking everything
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