I need some boner help

1. 2017-02-15 at 7:32 PM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Scooter!
   
   Post last edited by WS at 2017-04-11T03:32:05.866506+00:00
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   • CountBlah
2. 2017-02-15 at 7:33 PM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   dat Off color...
   
   Mysterious birth canal.. just look at it. And wonder why it fills you with these feelings.
3. 2017-02-15 at 7:54 PM UTC

   #43
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RisiR It's also scientifically proven that looking like a pimp and rollin' dirty in a sick whip improves T levels.

   
   this
   
   also you need to have a fat ass cubano full of purp and a cup of lean
4. 2017-02-15 at 7:57 PM UTC

   #44
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by CountBlah I still get good boners but like it's a 3/4 mast stiffy

   
   
5. 2017-02-15 at 7:58 PM UTC

   #45
   cerakote African Astronaut
   i feel this but its because of years of aggressive, drug fueled adolescent masturbation
6. 2017-02-15 at 8:21 PM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Work out, eat right, supplement vitamins and shit, watch scarface for a testosterone booster, ez solution.
7. 2017-02-16 at 12:35 AM UTC

   #47
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   lol your all old.
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8. 2017-02-17 at 6:14 AM UTC

   #48
   

   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CountBlah Soooooo as I am getting older the ol hammer just aint as hard as it used to be. My doc gives me some viagra samples ery now and then but 4 every three months don't exactly cut it. Any shit out there I could buy legally/gray area that would help the old cock out?

   
   not everything is 2020 in hindsight
   
   haha i couldn't find a photo of the street sign so this came up on bing instead... see wut i did thar
   
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9. 2017-02-17 at 6:15 AM UTC

   #49
   

   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
   fuck u UBB code
10. 2017-02-17 at 9:30 AM UTC

    #50
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump lol your all old.

    
    
11. 2017-02-19 at 7:04 AM UTC

    #51
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    My Picture is in Berkeley California
    
    cause there be a boner street in berkeley.. near the hood side. where all the crazy fuckers rioted and smashed up windows last year. :(
    
    fuck they fucked up university pretty bad. I think Capt was one of those bandana wearing agitators too. CIA sends them out. they steal shit to fund their drugs to fund their proxy wars.
12. 2017-02-19 at 7:37 AM UTC

    #52
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Are you in the bay area?
13. 2017-02-19 at 9:01 AM UTC

    #53
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Malice Are you in the bay area?

    
    are you going to stalk me if I say yes? :/
14. 2017-02-19 at 6:55 PM UTC

    #54
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    No, I'm terrified of the thought of running into someone IRL and would literally sprint away at full speed if it ever occurred.
15. 2017-02-19 at 7:02 PM UTC

    #55
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Malice No, I'm terrified of the thought of running into someone IRL and would literally sprint away at full speed if it ever occurred.

    
    im imagining a skinny, sweating, piss drunk autistic man running at a dead sprint through san francisco, pursued by a man with a trench coat and katana
16. 2017-02-19 at 7:03 PM UTC

    #56
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Malice No, I'm terrified of the thought of running into someone IRL and would literally sprint away at full speed if it ever occurred.

    
    Cure your fears by adopting the persona of the klansman, borrow the strength of the character, overcome yourself through the other!
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17. 2017-02-19 at 11:24 PM UTC

    #57
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by cerakote im imagining a skinny, sweating, piss drunk autistic man running at a dead sprint through san francisco, pursued by a man with a trench coat and katana

    
    the katana is only an umbrella.
    
    Don't worry, I'm not a gay. I'm looking for a cute Russian Babushka woman ;) Umbrella Man and Babushka!
    
18. 2017-02-19 at 11:26 PM UTC

    #58
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump lol your all old.

    
    I'd appreciate it if you didn't remind me of that fact NIGGA