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My online internet long distance chinese girlfriend made me a fuckin cake for my birthday (pic)

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]


    I’m not sure how to feel about this
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Octavian motherfucker
    I forgot your first name before and now I 'memba.
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    id eat the fuck out of that cake and her asshole
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Me too but the bitch already ate it with her friends

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    Originally posted by Grylls I’m not sure how to feel about this

    cucked.

    its in your name but its another man who will eat it.

    maybe a bunch of men.
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Happy birthday ding a ling. Cake looks like shit
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Cake you can't eat and a girlfriend you can't fuck life is good
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    You won't get fat and you won't get the herp
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    As soon as this lockdown is over i’m gonna fuckin rape her
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I wonder if Paige would let me rape her might be fun long as she's okay with it
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by POLECAT I wonder if Paige would let me rape her might be fun long as she's okay with it

    This is the difference, you have to rape Paige

    But she lets me fuck her
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    We all know you're full of shit you don't even know what that girl really looks like
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    We video call all the time faggot
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Dude she's kind of shy so I doubt she was doing that with you
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Are you after my chinese girl too?
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Grylls Are you after my chinese girl too?

    She ain’t yo girl😝
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    No she loves me it’s true
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    🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls This is the difference, you have to rape Paige

    But she lets me fuck her

    Lol
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