AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
WE need to open up start working again GodDam it. Let this be the anthem.
Back in Business AC Breakin' out, About to shout Feel the need for one more round Don't you struggle, try to bite You want some trouble, I'm the king of vice I'm a wreckin' ball, I'm a stingin' knife Steal your money, gonna take your life You got screamin' murder, lock up your door Double dealin' gotta have more Call me dirty, trash my name Just tell the boys that I'm gonna be Back in business again Back in business again Back in business again Back in business again Flesh and blood, I'm a rag 'n' bone Bad luck message on the telephone Don't you worry, play my game I'll do you a favor, got your soul for sale I'm a cannon ball goin' down the track Need good lovin' but I want it back Born in trouble, they gave up on me Teacher preachin' what not to be Call me dirty, trash my name Just tell the boys that I'm gonna be Back in business again Back in business again Back in business again Back in business again
Chart, steelgut, Sancho, rambo, arron, gangstagentleman, irontron, heath, vanna, sunny, sarah, katt, kate, pump,elu(with their 4 word scrabble), crusin, poca omg fran, Would’ve definitely had y’all zoklet toklet guys thinking why oh why y’all haven’t create a profile on dh when it advertised on your myspace or yahoo spam mail. Man that was the shiz-nit. Y’all would’ve taken so much dumb hot broads to poundtown so easily. There were basically throwing the pussy right at you, if you could either make them laugh with intelligence “word play” or wow them with your physique, handsomeness or bulge. Looks dont matter because I got kicked out of a girl crib and the bitch even bought me ticket back to make sure I got back there.
Anyways, y’all would’ve liked it a lot.
Still wished I banged my fave Ceelia at least once or at least see her in person for just only a matter of seconds. She was one, we would’ve had at least 2-7 lil devils by now. The first one i would’ve named him/her jake. [inside joke] Only she would lmaoo