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NIS Pighorse: The fellowship of the Nonce

  1. #1
    Octavian motherfucker
    NIS Fan-fiction: carry on from above.

    ONCE UPON A TIME IN NONCEVILLE, THERE WAS A FAILED ARTIST CALLED WARIAT.

    HE STUMBLED ACROSS THE BODY OF A FILTHY DEAD JUDEN CALLED HIKI, IN SOME VERY DARK WOODS.


    "WOW, SUCH A BIG NOSE YOU HAVE. YOU MUST BE FROM ISRAEL"

    - Said the child molester

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  2. #2
    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Imagine having a head the shape of a football and a nose the size of a smartphone
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  3. #3
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi אני יהודי מגעיל וצריך להרוג אותו

    Sorry I don't speak Hebrew.

    Anyone?
  4. #4
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    and then the FBI agent disguised as a bush pops out, points his 9mm pistol at wariat and says FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR MOLESTING RAPHAEL LUCIANO

    And then Joseph Roisman, who was also disguised as a bush jumps out and points a Shotgun at both of them and says "No, YOU BOTH FREEZE, PULL YOUR PANTS AROUND YOUR ANKLES AND BEND OVER"

    And then Infinityshock who was in a full guille suit stands up from the prone position holding a barrel drum AR-15 with laser sights and points it at the three of them and says "Jackpot"

    *opens windows 3D movie maker*
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  5. #5


    here u go
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