I am thinking of enrolling in the police academy

1. 2020-04-20 at 1:43 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   To be a real bad ass cop, not like them retards from the movie
   
   what do you guys think?
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   • Wariat
2. 2020-04-20 at 1:45 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I think you should enroll your self in fat camp, you cheeto puff tit fag
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   • the man who put it in my hood
3. 2020-04-20 at 1:47 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   What part of social distancing do you not understand?
4. 2020-04-20 at 1:48 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I think thinking about it isn't doing it...JUST DO IT, as the lovely Nike likes to say.
5. 2020-04-20 at 2:26 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   just derpadew it!
6. 2020-04-20 at 6:11 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   ul get bent ova n get rapd in da showrs fag
7. 2020-04-20 at 6:12 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   That's what he's hoping for.
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   • cigreting
8. 2020-04-20 at 6:16 PM UTC

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   Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
   Being a cop seems like a great job. You should go for it OP.
9. 2020-04-20 at 6:17 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by Cathay Coof Being a cop seems like a great job. You should go for it OP.

   
   this is a play on wariats thread and a shitty troll at that
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   • Cathay Coof
10. 2020-04-20 at 6:26 PM UTC

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    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]

    Originally posted by cigreting this is a play on wariats thread and a shitty troll at that

    
    Oh, so it is.
    
    Being a cop seems like a great job though. Plus, here at least, they all retire early.
11. 2020-04-20 at 7:18 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I would be a good police because I'm street savvy and good at dealing with retarded people. I would pull up like Bill Krozby cop and tell everyone to cool it and stop generating calls
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    • Cathay Coof
12. 2020-04-20 at 7:19 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I would be a good police because I'm street savvy and good at dealing with retarded people. I would pull up like Bill Krozby cop and tell everyone to cool it and stop generating calls

    
13. 2020-04-20 at 7:25 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Not RCMP those are failed police academy dropouts. It's way easier to be an RCMP than a police officer. The requirements are so basic the only big thing is you have to be willing to be shipped to some butt fuck nowhere small town for a few years.
    
    Every RCMP I have ever interacted with is retarded.
14. 2020-04-20 at 7:30 PM UTC

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    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    I thought RCMP were the cops in Canadia. Do you have local police too?
    
    Would HTS not move to some small town?
    
    Police is a great career, you get lots of pussy too. For instance someone got fired from the Guards here for being in a Carla4Garda video.
    
    https://www.pornhub.com/model/carla4garda
    
    And if you aren't a complete retard you can move pretty quickly into plainclothes or special duty work, like vip escort or cybersecurity or whatever. It's a great job if you can get in.
15. 2020-04-20 at 7:30 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Not RCMP those are failed police academy dropouts. It's way easier to be an RCMP than a police officer. The requirements are so basic the only big thing is you have to be willing to be shipped to some butt fuck nowhere small town for a few years.
    
    Every RCMP I have ever interacted with is retarded.

    
    Congrats, you qualify.
16. 2020-04-20 at 7:31 PM UTC

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    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Congrats, you qualify.

    
    Fuck off back to the 80s x-er.
17. 2020-04-20 at 7:32 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Cathay Coof Fuck off back to the 80s x-er.

    
    If only I could...
    
    Remember the good old 1980s?
    When things were so uncomplicated?
    I wish I could go back there again
    And everything could be the same.
    
    
    
18. 2020-04-20 at 7:38 PM UTC

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    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    I remember the Berlin Wall falling, and being confused by it and worried they'd ask about it at school. I would have been 5 at the time.
19. 2020-04-20 at 7:38 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Cathay Coof I thought RCMP were the cops in Canadia. Do you have local police too?
    
    Would HTS not move to some small town?
    
    Police is a great career, you get lots of pussy too. For instance someone got fired from the Guards here for being in a Carla4Garda video.
    
    https://www.pornhub.com/model/carla4garda
    
    And if you aren't a complete retard you can move pretty quickly into plainclothes or special duty work, like vip escort or cybersecurity or whatever. It's a great job if you can get in.

    
    RCMP are kind of like the FBI but way gayer. They usually have jurisdiction in towns too small for a local police and they also do highway patrol.
    
    In Ontario there is OPP which is provincial police. I think they do all the highway stuff here but I see them in the city sometimes too. In Alberta and BC the highways are all RCMP and they hate weed so you gotta be careful smoking ganja on the highway because they will tear your vehicle apart.
    
    Local cops are usually more chill and just write you a ticket or seize it but nowadays since it's legal I guess you can be charged with impaired driving and it's more serious.
    
    I think being a local police would be better because you help protect your community. There was two shootings outside my apartment last year and I'm glad the cops shot those people they were crazy.
    
    I've never had an interaction with Toronto police despite living here for years but they seem pretty chill and mostly deal with crazy homeless retarded people and blacks
20. 2020-04-20 at 7:41 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood RCMP are kind of like the FBI but way gayer.

    
    
    Congrats, another qualification!