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  1. 2017-02-18 at 12:21 AM UTC
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    After years of asceticism i now stand here on this pier, looking out at the sunset, reflected on the never ending horizon of the sea and i think back to the past. As the warm wind caresses my worn body and i am left only with one thought, a thought straight from the heart. And so i whisper to myself the most important truth i have ever known...

    "Victorique-chan is my waifu."

  2. 2017-02-18 at 12:36 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i can see though her hair
  3. 2017-02-18 at 1:11 AM UTC
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    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    She looks an awful lot like a broken jpg.
  4. 2017-02-18 at 1:30 AM UTC
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by HampTheToker She looks an awful lot like a broken jpg.

    Something's up with embedding images lately (-_-")
  5. 2017-02-18 at 2:40 AM UTC
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Join us at r/waifuism.
  6. 2017-02-18 at 3:42 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie After years of asceticism i now stand here on this pier, looking out at the sunset, reflected on the never ending horizon of the sea and i think back to the past.

    That's awfully sappy. Didn't you consider just cuffing your hands and jumping in?
  7. 2017-02-18 at 3:59 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Take bundy kill the penis.
  8. 2017-02-18 at 11:14 AM UTC
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Dargo That's awfully sappy. Didn't you consider just cuffing your hands and jumping in?

    It's not like i was actually standing on a pier as i wrote my OP.
  9. 2017-02-18 at 2 PM UTC
    #9
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Malice Join us at r/waifuism.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/waifuism/comments/5uanli/questions_to_answer_from_your_waifus_point_of_view/


    what the fuck, really?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. 2017-02-18 at 2:08 PM UTC
    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by greenplastic https://www.reddit.com/r/waifuism/comments/5uanli/questions_to_answer_from_your_waifus_point_of_view/


    what the fuck, really?

    It's one thing to pretend to have an anime wife

    It's another (questionable) thing to have a waifu pillow

    But what the ever-loving fuck is this
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  11. 2017-02-18 at 3:19 PM UTC
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    Beetlesiri Houston [enlighten my devil-may-care transplanting]
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher It's one thing to pretend to have an anime wife

    It's another (questionable) thing to have a waifu pillow

    But what the ever-loving fuck is this

    Can't breathe. Laughter won't stop.
    Seriously be careful. Part of my soul died when I read this and not in a good way either.
    I thought I would read 50 shades of grey before something like this. Guess I was wrong.

    Post last edited by Beetlesiri at 2017-02-18T15:23:54.975306+00:00
  12. 2017-02-18 at 3:25 PM UTC
    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Take bundy kill the penis.




    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Take bundy kill the penis.

  13. 2017-02-18 at 3:37 PM UTC
    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I don't even know what the fuck waifu is. Is it mental illness?
  14. 2017-02-18 at 3:41 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by reject I don't even know what the fuck waifu is. Is it mental illness?

    It's when your penis and hormones are working fine but every female in 1000 mile radius is disgusted by your anti-social hobbies of sitting in a dark room watching some gook drawn 9 year old with giant eyes drop a pencil on the ground and bend over to pick it up and briefly you can see her underwear and a bead of sweat forms across your face and you scream in sexual frustrated agony.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1PNITe10po
  15. 2017-02-18 at 3:44 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by reject I don't even know what the fuck waifu is. Is it mental illness?

    More or less
  16. 2017-02-18 at 8:06 PM UTC
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump It's when your penis and hormones are working fine but every female in 1000 mile radius is disgusted by your anti-social hobbies of sitting in a dark room watching some gook drawn 9 year old with giant eyes drop a pencil on the ground and bend over to pick it up and briefly you can see her underwear and a bead of sweat forms across your face and you scream in sexual frustrated agony.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1PNITe10po

    Jokes on you, my IRL waifu is fine with me watching gook drawn children drop pencils to the floor. In fact she is fine with me watching actual CP.
  17. 2017-02-18 at 8:24 PM UTC
    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn7jpINpqbQ
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. 2017-02-18 at 9:28 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie Jokes on you, my IRL waifu is fine with me watching gook drawn children drop pencils to the floor. In fact she is fine with me watching actual CP.

    How the fuck did you find someone like that?
  19. 2017-02-18 at 9:43 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dargo How the fuck did you find someone like that?

    Everyone's liberal in the Netherlands
  20. 2017-02-18 at 10:21 PM UTC
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hey, in Japan they even let people get married to dating sim or anime characters: http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/12/16/japan.virtual.wedding/

    One guy even married his waifu pillow: http://metro.co.uk/2010/03/09/man-marries-pillow-154906/



    The face of true happiness:




    There's even a dating sim resort: https://phys.org/news/2010-08-japan-resort-men-virtual-girlfriends.html

    More than 200 Love Plus fans have stayed at the Ohnoya hotel alone, while well over 2,000 have visited the resort town for the campaign, which kicked off on July 10 and runs until the end of August.

    Read more at: https://phys.org/news/2010-08-japan-resort-men-virtual-girlfriends.html#jCp

    There are literally thousands of us.

    Even women aren't immune, they have husbandos as well. Someone on Reddit mentioned that they came across a 5 star restaurant that catered to women and their dating sim games: http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/21/asia/romance-gaming-japan/

    http://time.com/3998563/virtual-love-japan/

    https://www.reddit.com/r/Robosexuality/



    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-02-18T22:24:31.671198+00:00
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