I know it sounds bad, but I'm not actually abusing him physically or even mentally really because he loves me. But like I'll sing to him, play with him, but sometimes I get in a weird mood like I'm kinda joking, but also taking out fustration, I do that usually by talking to myself when I'm walking down the street.
But its kinda funny/cute, I go into the kitchenette and he'll be on chewy.com boxes that I made into a tower. And he'll wake up and be like "derpadew?!" and I'll be like "weeeeeel PUSS! YOU PUSSY!" and start punching my hand into my other hand like I'm about to kick some ass, and I'm like "weeel what do we got here a PUSSY CRUISIN FOR A BRUISIN< YOU CUCK SIMP ACCUSER!" and he'll be like "DADDY? U EEE EEEEE?!" and I'll be like yeah son I was just joshin ya.
But yeah I've had really spicy diarrhea lately, I typically don't take immodium because it takes the fun out of having diarrhea, but the other night my stomach was messed because I basically drank a bottle of chamoy and ate 3 green apples, then drank half a gallon of OJ while high. And my stomach was just burpin b holes, bathroom noises. And I started screaming, just to annoy my neighbor get a laugh with my cat. I used to not be like that towards her in fact I was really nice to her when she first moved, like not I was trying to bang or anything like that, she's not my type, but you know introduced myself and I got her tax return last year in my mail, and brought it back to her, i was going to leave it under her mat, but her mat wasn't there so I just knocked on her door and gave it to her, and she gave me this weird rattitude like what are you doing with my mail?!
But yeah, she just doesn't like me while everyone else is cool with me. She makes it really obvious. If she has friends over she'll totally act sweet to me in front of them but other than that the complete opposite.
Like last year she told the land lady that she has roaches and its because of my place being dirty.. (she's never been in my place, and my place might get disorganized sometimes but its not dirty) and in fact my place was really clean because I had a gf that would come over through out the week. She totally got a bug sent out to my place and her place, but I had to be at work and I'm not going to leave my place unlocked all day. And so this bug guy starts blowing up my phone asking for me to let him in and I was like "no can do bug bromo, I'm at work just like you are, get maintenance to let you in.
She's just a bitch like that she told me the other day that she's sick and tired of having to feed my cat because I'm stranding him outside, which is so not true, the longest my cat is outside is like 5 0r 10 minutes while I'm getting my laundry. I called her out and was like "well don't feed him.." "what did you feed him? When has this happened? and she just blew it off.
But anyways I just went to HEB because last night I picked a bunch of mullberries and kumquats, I'm going to salt the kumquats and make candy out of them, so I got a few items from HEB to do this. Never done it before. But now I'm just sitting in my jock strap eatings sun flower seeds waiting for the beer store to open.
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