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The great reverse cardboard box heist

  1. #1
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    So last week they moved the trash pickup day so SWIM missed it and the trash was already full and we had a ton of cardboard boxes in the garage. It was quite a quandary. Luckily there was construction going on down the street and they had a dumpster out front. SWIM and SWIL concocted one of the greatest criminal plans ever conceived: the great reverse cardboard box heist. We piled up the boxes in the car then slinked down to the dumpster. As quietly as we could we dumped the boxes, but only after tossing several did we realized we hadn't taken the labels off.

    We seem to be in the clear so far but SWIL is paranoid that the cops are going to come arrest us for illegal dumping. Today the termite guy showed up and she was convinced it was the police because he was in a blue jump suit and was trying to peek around the corner. I think we're due for a SWAT raid any day now myself.
  2. #2
    Someone Who Isn’t Lanny?
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    If you didn't like reading that let the man know.

    https://niggasin.space/thread/53252
  4. #4
    Meanwhile in Alabama
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  5. #5
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Lanny,

    PHHHHhh
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The other day I dumped a BBQ behind a canadian tire because coovid closed all the nearby recycling places so I returned it to the back of the store it was probably bought at a decade before
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  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Seems like a pretty obligatory time to say the box was empty, proverbially.
  8. #8
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Seems like a pretty obligatory time to fuck a nigger whore.
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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
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  10. #10
    Originally posted by Fox Meanwhile in Alabama

    SWIM can attest this happened at your Mom’s house not in Alabama.
  11. #11
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Lammy, can we get a 500 word report on how life is, living with a bat shit crazy alabama girl
  12. #12
    WellHung Black Hole
    Frala, Do you ever scoot up to the northern half of Bama and enjoy the mountains? Damn its pretty up there.👍
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    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    Originally posted by Sudo The other day I dumped a BBQ behind a canadian tire because coovid closed all the nearby recycling places so I returned it to the back of the store it was probably bought at a decade before

    They should have to take back their crap tho.
  14. #14
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Cathay Coof They should have to take back their crap tho.

    10 years later? Silly.
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    Originally posted by Lanny So last week they moved the trash pickup day so SWIM missed it and the trash was already full and we had a ton of cardboard boxes in the garage. It was quite a quandary. Luckily there was construction going on down the street and they had a dumpster out front. SWIM and SWIL concocted one of the greatest criminal plans ever conceived: the great reverse cardboard box heist. We piled up the boxes in the car then slinked down to the dumpster. As quietly as we could we dumped the boxes, but only after tossing several did we realized we hadn't taken the labels off.

    We seem to be in the clear so far but SWIL is paranoid that the cops are going to come arrest us for illegal dumping. Today the termite guy showed up and she was convinced it was the police because he was in a blue jump suit and was trying to peek around the corner. I think we're due for a SWAT raid any day now myself.

    i thot your SWIM loves recycling.
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  16. #16
    Originally posted by WellHung Frala, Do you ever scoot up to the northern half of Bama and enjoy the mountains? Damn its pretty up there.👍

    Yes. Some of the areas up around Huntsville are beautiful. The Tennessee River running through the mountains in Lake Guntersville and Scottsboro is really pretty.
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    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    Originally posted by Technologist 10 years later? Silly.

    Well, stuff needs to be gotten rid of. Making paying for that the responsibility of whoever sells it makes more sense than hoping that people pay for waste disposal/recycling.
  18. #18
    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    Also ain't no SWAT teams coming out with Corona around.
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