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What is your favorite GTA gang

  1. #1
    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Mine is either the Yakuza or Loonies

    Ballas are cool too

    Too bad the Loonies were never featured in the 3d games
  2. #2
    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    I rather enjoy killing bikers. Just so much fun
  3. #3
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    The Big Circle boys are a gang in the Greater Toronto Area (GTA)
  4. #4
    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The Big Circle boys are a gang in the Greater Toronto Area (GTA)

    No one gives a fuck about Ontario.
  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I'm from Alberta I like it out here.
  6. #6
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    RIP SMOKE DAWG
  7. #7
    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm from Alberta I like it out here.

    I'm amazed you'd admit to living in canadas biggest ghetto. I love it when oil prices frop cause I know the hell it puts alberta thru. Fuck your bastard province for trying to destroy our natural resources.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Pillpopper I'm amazed you'd admit to living in canadas biggest ghetto. I love it when oil prices frop cause I know the hell it puts alberta thru. Fuck your bastard province for trying to destroy our natural resources.

    holy fuck a pill popper post I can get behind!
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Pillpopper I'm amazed you'd admit to living in canadas biggest ghetto. I love it when oil prices frop cause I know the hell it puts alberta thru. Fuck your bastard province for trying to destroy our natural resources.

    Hey man we have the largest uranium deposits in the world let's just switch to Nuke power
  10. #10
    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Hey man we have the largest uranium deposits in the world let's just switch to Nuke power

    Fuck that shit. An accident would wipe alberta and bc out.
  11. #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    There would be no accident stop being a NIMBY bitch
  12. #12
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Well I've been in the BONG gang since 2013 or whenever this game came online. That's the "BestONlineGang" for you noobs out there. I just got back into this game on my XBONE, been playing just about ever day for over a week now, even got a couple new cars.

    Anyone want to join me today?
  13. #13
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Kilo Tray Ballas 4 Lyfe
  14. #14
    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    imagine playing gta without modded accounts and not just pvp people until they rage quit
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by maddie imagine playing gta without modded accounts and not just pvp people until they rage quit

    you should join telegram again!!! Stinkou is apologetic for making you rage quit the chatroom
  16. #16
    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bradley you should join telegram again!!! Stinkou is apologetic for making you rage quit the chatroom

    send link
  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    https://t.me/+_TBHIQtRYi9hN2Yx
  18. #18


    VERSE 1:
    IT WAS BACK IN 1849 AT THE SPRINGFIELD GOLDEN NUGGET MINE,
    THAT MY GREAT-GRANDMA, DLORES SAVED THE DAY
    WHEN SHE PROPPED THE SHAFT AND SAVED THE LIVES
    OF THE OTHER FORTY OTHER SPRINGFIELD WIVES
    WHEN ALL MA GRANDPA'S BUDDIES RAN AWAY

    CHORUS:
    THE MENFOLF FOUND THEIR WOMEN SCARY
    'COS THEY WERE SO BIG AND HAIRY,
    THEY THOUGHT OF DYNAMITE TO SEAL THEM IN

    [MUSIC PLAYS]

    VERSE 2:
    GRAMPS WAS KNOWN AS "CHAPPED LIPS CALHOUN,"
    HE WAS IN THE LOCAL SALOON,
    IN CAME BILLY-JOE WALTON THROUGH THE DOOR
    HE SAID "THEY'VE BLOWN THE GOLDEN NUGGET
    MY GRANDADDY SAID "OH F...DARN IT!"
    'YOU BURIED MY DLORES, MY SWEET LITTLE GOLDEN ORE"

    SWING IT SON

    [MUSIC PLAYS]

    VERSE 3:
    NOW MY GRANDDADY JUMPED FROM HIS TABLE
    FINISHED HIS JUG,
    AND HE GOT UP TO THAT MINE JUST AS LIKETY-DARN-SPLIT AS HE COULD,
    STOPPED OFF TO FETCH A SHOVEL,
    FEED THE DOGS,
    BRUSH HIS TEETH,
    CLEAN THE JOHN AND GIVE HIS HOSS ONE FINAL RUBDOWN

    COS' A COWBOY'S LIFE AIN'T EASY AND LIFE IS HARD,
    YOU CAN TAKE HIM FROM THE SADDLE,
    BUT HE'LL BE FOREVED SCARRED

    [MUSIC BREAK]

    'COS MY GRANDPA WAS A MAN IN LOVE,
    CALLED DLORES HIS "PRARIE DOVE,"
    AND HE TOLD HER THAT HE LOVED HER WITH EVERY SIGH

    'COS SHE NEVER ONE FORGAVE HIM,
    EVEN UNDERNEATH THE CAVE IN,
    BUT HE KNEW THAT SHE WOULD FORGIVE HIM,
    IN THAT GOLDMINE IN THE SKY

    GOLDMINE IN THE SKY
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