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Poll: Do you poop?
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I only take shits
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Yes I poop
- Sometimes I take shits, and sometimes I poop
- I only ever have diarrhea
Everybody you know poops
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2020-04-17 at 4:40 PM UTCThat's right, everyone.
Your wrinkled grandma who makes the best chocolate chip cookies? She pushes out fat logs on the plush seat cover of her pastel throne, and reads old copies of Reader's Digest while doing it.
That hot blonde cashier at your local supermarket? She goes to Starbucks almost every morning and gets a 16oz frappuccino with 65g of sugar. She sprays it into the toilet at work at around 9pm. Her co-worker JOHN has to clean up the aftermath sometimes. He always wonders who keeps doing it, but he never suspects the hot blonde cashier.
Your father pushes out some real pounders. You think all that steak and beer just vanishes? Oh no. Your dad has had the plumber come in secret about a week ago. The dads who become plumbers merely do so for the treasured ability to clear their own shit plugs in private.
Driving to the liquor store at noon and you pass the school. The kids are out for recess. You think briefly about how you were once a kid, and how fun it would be to play on the playground and be worry free again. It's been forever since you've been inside an elementary school. You don't have any kids and you're not a fucking creep. But you do remember that the school you went to had a little bathroom, with little tiny toilets. You know why it had little tiny toilets? FOR LITTLE TINY SHITS.
Everybody fucking shits. I shit. You shit. Some people shit out of a tube in their side but they still shit nonetheless. Shit is essential to life and we should all be thankful for the little stained hole that allows us to gift our shit back into to the Earth. -
2020-04-17 at 4:45 PM UTCThe worst shit I ever smelled was from a bunch of beaners eating only god knows what.
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2020-04-17 at 4:49 PM UTC
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2020-04-17 at 4:52 PM UTC
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2020-04-17 at 4:56 PM UTCi take massive dumps
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2020-04-17 at 5:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace That's right, everyone.
Your wrinkled grandma who makes the best chocolate chip cookies? She pushes out fat logs on the plush seat cover of her pastel throne, and reads old copies of Reader's Digest while doing it.
That hot blonde cashier at your local supermarket? She goes to Starbucks almost every morning and gets a 16oz frappuccino with 65g of sugar. She sprays it into the toilet at work at around 9pm. Her co-worker JOHN has to clean up the aftermath sometimes. He always wonders who keeps doing it, but he never suspects the hot blonde cashier.
Your father pushes out some real pounders. You think all that steak and beer just vanishes? Oh no. Your dad has had the plumber come in secret about a week ago. The dads who become plumbers merely do so for the treasured ability to clear their own shit plugs in private.
Driving to the liquor store at noon and you pass the school. The kids are out for recess. You think briefly about how you were once a kid, and how fun it would be to play on the playground and be worry free again. It's been forever since you've been inside an elementary school. You don't have any kids and you're not a fucking creep. But you do remember that the school you went to had a little bathroom, with little tiny toilets. You know why it had little tiny toilets? FOR LITTLE TINY SHITS.
Everybody fucking shits. I shit. You shit. Some people shit out of a tube in their side but they still shit nonetheless. Shit is essential to life and we should all be thankful for the little stained hole that allows us to gift our shit back into to the Earth.
C.
tldr. -
2020-04-17 at 5:09 PM UTC
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2020-04-17 at 5:44 PM UTC
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2020-04-17 at 5:52 PM UTC
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2020-04-17 at 5:53 PM UTCBut anyways ive been having spicy diahrea the last 24 hours. I like the burn to an extent but i hate getting up from bed to shithole when i already have problems sleeping.
But i try take a game out of it. Sometimes if i kmow its gonna be a real splasher and a burner ill shake my fost on the pot and scream as loud as i can to wake up my neighbor on the other side of the wall lol -
2020-04-17 at 7:57 PM UTCI want to poop in space
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2020-04-17 at 9:49 PM UTC
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2020-04-17 at 9:53 PM UTCI saw this video once where a girl was laying on her side and shit out one solid piece that just coiled continuously without breaking until it looked like an Anaconda.
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2020-04-17 at 10:24 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-17 at 11:49 PM UTCwtf kinda porn you guys watching
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2020-04-18 at 1:37 AM UTC
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2020-04-18 at 2:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace That's right, everyone.
Your wrinkled grandma who makes the best chocolate chip cookies? She pushes out fat logs on the plush seat cover of her pastel throne, and reads old copies of Reader's Digest while doing it.
That hot blonde cashier at your local supermarket? She goes to Starbucks almost every morning and gets a 16oz frappuccino with 65g of sugar. She sprays it into the toilet at work at around 9pm. Her co-worker JOHN has to clean up the aftermath sometimes. He always wonders who keeps doing it, but he never suspects the hot blonde cashier.
Your father pushes out some real pounders. You think all that steak and beer just vanishes? Oh no. Your dad has had the plumber come in secret about a week ago. The dads who become plumbers merely do so for the treasured ability to clear their own shit plugs in private.
Driving to the liquor store at noon and you pass the school. The kids are out for recess. You think briefly about how you were once a kid, and how fun it would be to play on the playground and be worry free again. It's been forever since you've been inside an elementary school. You don't have any kids and you're not a fucking creep. But you do remember that the school you went to had a little bathroom, with little tiny toilets. You know why it had little tiny toilets? FOR LITTLE TINY SHITS.
Everybody fucking shits. I shit. You shit. Some people shit out of a tube in their side but they still shit nonetheless. Shit is essential to life and we should all be thankful for the little stained hole that allows us to gift our shit back into to the Earth.
Not everyone I dont believe this at all norm. -
2020-04-18 at 1:20 PM UTC
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2020-04-18 at 1:48 PM UTCDemodex mites
Yes. Demodex mites, which are microscopic animals distantly related to spiders, do not poop or excrete any waste. They only live about two weeks. -
2020-04-18 at 2:25 PM UTCi only tajke shifts
