Would you rather have one wish granted right now or three wishes granted five years from now?

1. 2020-04-16 at 2:36 PM UTC

   #1
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Wishing for more wishes is disabled.
2. 2020-04-16 at 2:38 PM UTC

   #2
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I just want 20 man
3. 2020-04-16 at 2:39 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I just want 20 man

   
   What's your e wallet address? I'll send you 20 duckets.
4. 2020-04-16 at 2:49 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I forgot to send it last night. Lmao
5. 2020-04-16 at 2:50 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   OP what did u answer
6. 2020-04-16 at 2:51 PM UTC

   #6
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   To America! To America!
7. 2020-04-16 at 2:51 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   One now. I like instant gratification. I think I would wish to not be clinically depressed anymore. That in turn would subsequently also address a bunch of other wishes I have.
8. 2020-04-16 at 2:52 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I’d take the 3 and first wish is to go back 5 years.
   
   Two free wishes
9. 2020-04-16 at 2:54 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Clever.
10. 2020-04-16 at 2:55 PM UTC

    #10
    

    tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Gonna have to go with the one ... in 5 years I won't remeber I have 3 wishes and I'll saying something stupid like "I wish I didn't have to go to work today" and poof I would be down one wish 😭
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11. 2020-04-16 at 2:55 PM UTC

    #11
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Wish not working.
    
    Mass Murdering Queer is still here.
12. 2020-04-16 at 2:57 PM UTC

    #12
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by stl1 Wish not working.
    
    Mass Murdering Queer is still here.

    
    Lol and you say you live rent free in my head but you'd use your ONE wish on me not posting anymore? Damn Daniel.
13. 2020-04-16 at 2:58 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol David just wasted his wish what a dumb fucking IDIOT
14. 2020-04-16 at 3 PM UTC

    #14
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by mmQ One now. I like instant gratification. I think I would wish to not be clinically depressed anymore. That in turn would subsequently also address a bunch of other wishes I have.

    
    You don't have to wish, you just have to change
15. 2020-04-16 at 3:01 PM UTC

    #15
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You don't have to wish, you just have to change

    
    You're right. I will eat an apple and go for a jog. Thank you.
16. 2020-04-16 at 3:14 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ You're right. I will eat an apple and go for a jog. Thank you.

    
    No you should eat a jog and go for an apple
17. 2020-04-16 at 3:15 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm just gonna stand here and lodge a bunch of apples up my ass.
18. 2020-04-16 at 3:16 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Fasting is better because you will learn to embrace suffering. Hunger pains and exhaustion build character.
19. 2020-04-16 at 3:18 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by mmQ I'm just gonna stand here and lodge a bunch of apples up my ass.

    
    
    
    
    That should be relatively painless after that watermelon incident of yours.
20. 2020-04-16 at 3:20 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by stl1 That should be relatively painless after that watermelon incident of yours.

    
    Holy shit you should do stand-up.