The Action Movie Thread

1. 2020-04-16 at 1:13 AM UTC

   #1
   High School Janitor Yung Blood
   I have decided to begin my foray into action films throughout the decades,yet do not know where to begin nor where to go. You know what to do.
   
   =HSJ=
2. 2020-04-16 at 1:19 AM UTC

   #2
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   Try The Raid if you like martial arts and ultraviolence, or Demolition Man if you like good old 90s nonsense
3. 2020-04-16 at 1:25 AM UTC

   #3
   High School Janitor Yung Blood
   I am more inclined to good old 90s nonsense but I am also trying to learn action.
4. 2020-04-16 at 1:26 AM UTC

   #4
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I'm not a big fan of Van Damme but I really liked Cyborg for some reason
5. 2020-04-16 at 2:38 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Last Action Hero for some action movie lampshading
6. 2020-04-16 at 4:16 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by aldra Try The Raid if you like martial arts and ultraviolence, or Demolition Man if you like good old 90s nonsense

   
   The raid movies are insanely good and long as well.
7. 2020-04-16 at 4:23 AM UTC

   #7
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   if you really like genuine action all those jet li's movie from the late 80s to 90s are pretty good.
   
   once upon a time in china pentalogy is pretty good.
8. 2020-04-16 at 4:25 AM UTC

   #8
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Pillpopper The raid movies are insanely good and long as well.

   
   if you enjoy movies with over reaction and under action then yes.
9. 2020-04-16 at 5:44 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if you enjoy movies with over reaction and under action then yes.

   
   For christ sake its fucking entertainment. By the way my favorite jet li movie is the one. I loved the ending
10. 2020-04-16 at 6:03 AM UTC

    #10
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Pillpopper For christ sake its fucking entertainment. By the way my favorite jet li movie is the one. I loved the ending

    
    yes, which is why it should be rated.
    
    the one is so so, maybe because the story was tailored to suit white people.
11. 2022-09-28 at 4:36 PM UTC

    #11
    High School Janitor Yung Blood
    Bump
12. 2022-09-28 at 5 PM UTC

    #12
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Why is everyone suggesting 'ching chong" type shit for action movies
    
    Rambo II
    Dieheard
    Aliens
    mad max
    terminator
    Raiders of the lost ark
    predator
    robocop
    leathal weapon
    Beverly hills cop
    The french connection
    commando
    point break
    top gun
    true lies
    The running man
    total recall
    taken
    james bond movies
    star wars
    dirty dozen
    The magnificent seven
    The great escape
    dirty harry
    The rock
    scarface
    goodfellas
    gladiator
    The lady and tramp
13. 2022-09-28 at 5:10 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    When I was younger my girlfriend at the time got me the 20th anniversary Scarface collectors edition and I watched it every day for like a month. Definitely seen that movie at least 25 times
14. 2022-09-28 at 5:12 PM UTC

    #14
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why is everyone suggesting 'ching chong" type shit for action movies
    
    Rambo II
    Dieheard
    Aliens
    mad max
    terminator
    Raiders of the lost ark
    predator
    robocop
    leathal weapon
    Beverly hills cop
    The french connection
    commando
    point break
    top gun
    true lies
    The running man
    total recall
    taken
    james bond movies
    star wars
    dirty dozen
    The magnificent seven
    The great escape
    dirty harry
    The rock
    scarface
    goodfellas
    gladiator
    The lady and tramp

    
    ↑ nigger-tier actions.
    
    slow, imprecise, cringe inducing.
    
    tailor made for those with lower than average IQs.
    
    
15. 2022-09-28 at 5:14 PM UTC

    #15
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ nigger-tier actions.
    
    slow, imprecise, cringe inducing.
    
    tailor made for those with lower than average IQs.
    
    

    
    Hence why I suggested them
    
    If you want a cerebral experience read a fucking book.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Speedy Parker
16. 2022-09-28 at 11:23 PM UTC

    #16
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Hence why I suggested them
    
    If you want a cerebral experience read a fucking book.

    
    reading diluteth thy soul
17. 2022-09-29 at 12:28 PM UTC

    #17
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny reading diluteth thy soul

    
    Ching chong chop chop movies are for nerds who can't fight.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Speedy Parker
18. 2022-09-29 at 1:06 PM UTC

    #18
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ching chong chop chop movies are for nerds who can't fight.

    
    in "american" movies where "fighting" involves shoving each other into walls or smashing each other with blunt objects, much like their "race tracks" .....
    
    chinese fighting movies are art.
    
    
    
    their movements are probably too fast for white mens eyes.
19. 2022-09-29 at 1:09 PM UTC

    #19
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    No movie is "art"
    
    They are all dumbed down story telling...which isn't necessarily a bad thing but art it certainly isn't.
20. 2022-09-29 at 1:19 PM UTC

    #20
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No movie is "art"
    
    They are all dumbed down story telling…which isn't necessarily a bad thing but art it certainly isn't.

    
    not all movies are story telling.
    
    most are performance arts.